The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean Page #4
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- Year:
- 1972
- 120 min
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that God has appointed a judge
upon the earth.
That is how it is
and the way it will be. Amen.
- Amen.
- Amen.
Bar is open!
Two.
Two.
Two.
a long way from home.
Quit grinning.
Can't stand a man that grins.
I call that bet, and I'll raise you $10.
I'm blood kin to a Gila monster.
- Can drink my weight in wolf poison.
- One.
Massacre, bloodshed...
famine and drought
all put meat on my bones.
I'll see that and raise you $5.
Hardship and slaughter: my daily bread.
You in or out, Judge?
I'm considering...
I can whip a full-grown longhorn cow
with my hands tied.
Make violent love to mountain lions.
I'm set to go, red hot.
Raise you $5.
Justifiable homicide.
I fine that man two bits
for firing a gun in a public building.
I also fine him...
$35, $45...
$52 for lying around.
Whorehouse, I call you and...
raise you $52.
I call.
Three bullets.
The marshals found
that the land abounded in opportunities.
And the pickings was easy.
Little did the varmints expect
the long arm of justice...
to reach them from within.
Criminal vermin was plentiful
and of good value, too.
We had us a table piled high with silver
in no time.
And that was just the beginning.
The confiscated property
of them that was caught and hung...
allowed the Judge
to institute civic improvements.
Wagonloads of real, law-abiding citizens
came to settle.
The Judge himself became a man
of considerable wealth and consequence.
He verily papered the courthouse walls...
with posters of his true and fair love.
He even sent riders to the railhead
to bring back the New York Times...
so he could follow the exploits
of Miss Langtry...
Jersey Lily,
voice as sweet as that of a nightingale.
I am...
disturbed by the news this morning.
What is it, Judge?
I am crestfallen.
Crestfallen?
Crestfallen by the...
report that Miss Lillie,
in a playful mood at a royal outing...
slipped a frog down the back
of His Highness Albert Edward...
Prince of Wales.
It was in a moment of frivolity,
you understand.
She slipped a frog
down this prince's neck?
Anyway, the Prince
was ruffled by the incident...
and disfavored Miss Lillie for it.
I suppose he would.
Suppose he would?
Ought to go over there
and hang the son of a b*tch!
I would, too, except I got
too much respect for the royal family.
- Where'd you get that dress?
- You sent for it.
It sure didn't look like that
in the Sears and Roebuck catalog.
- Don't you like it?
- With all due respect to Miss Lillie...
I think she'd understand,
yeah, I like it a lot.
Just don't go wearing it around here
during drinking hours.
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