The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #2

Zane, hey!

Man, my mom is on my case

all the time. She's all...

(MECHANICAL YELLING

AND BEEPING)

(STATIC)

And I'm like, "Lay off, Mom.

I'm just a teenager."

- I hear that.

- (BELL RINGS)

Bro!

Dude, gimme a hug, man!

- Gimme a birthday hug.

- Kai.

- That's a good one.

- Birthday hug?

Let me get in on that.

I'll increase

the pressure dramatically.

- Zane, Zane, Zane...

- (GRUNTING)

- Watch out!

- (TIRES SCREECH)

- (CHUCKLING) Lloyd!

- Nya!

- Yo, bro.

- What's up, sis?

Oh, hey, actual bro.

Hey, Nya!

Where'd you get that bike?

At the great

stuff store? Uh...

Guys, check out

my new paint job,

'cause I did it myself!

The Lady Iron Dragon.

My hero!

CHEN:
Hey, everyone, look!

It's Garma-dork

and the dork squad!

You wanna hear our new cheer?

CHEERLEADERS:
L-L-O-Y-D.

His dad is bad and so is he.

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

(LOUDLY) Boo, Lloyd!

Great chant!

I'll bet you got a number one

hit on your hands.

RADIO DJ:
And straight in

at number one with a bullet.

- It's Boo, Lloyd.

- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey, ladies.

CHEERLEADERS:
(ON RADIO)

L-L-O-Y-D.

His dad is bad and so is he.

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

- Boo...

- (RUMBLING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

GARMADON:
Citizens of NINJAGO!

- (ALL SCREAMING)

- GARMADON:
Get ready

to welcome your new overlord!

Who goes by the name of...

Garmadon! (SCREAMS)

What's my name?

Garmadon!

Say it again!

Garmadon!

I can't hear you!

- Garmadon!

- Garmadon!

Don't wear it out!

Okay, General Number Six.

Yes, sir.

You and your team

of crab men

- overthrow the police station.

- I can do that.

(YELLING AND SCREAMING)

General Number One,

- take the TV station.

- 10-4!

- What?

- (STATIC)

General Number Five,

- crash the stock market.

- Okey-doke.

GARMADON:

General Number Three,

- knock over that table.

- (GRUNTS)

GARMADON:
General Number Two,

pop that kid's balloon.

(CRIES)

GARMADON:
General Number Four,

make the school bus

dangle precariously

over an overpass or something.

I've never seen that before!

(GRUNTS)

- (KIDS SCREAMING)

- (TIRES SCREECHING)

KID:
We're gonna die!

GARMADON:
Now,

all I have to do is climb

to the top of NINJAGO Tower,

and then I will rule

over NINJAGO.

Wait. What?

GARMADON:
I said I will rule

over NINJAGO, forever!

GARMADON:
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Where are the ninjas?

(METAL MUSIC PLAYING

ON HEADPHONES)

(HUMMING ALONG)

- (STUDENTS GASP)

- MS. LAUDITA:
Uh-oh.

- (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

- It's Garmadon!

STUDENTS:
Thanks, Lloyd.

MS. LAUDITA:
You know what

to do. Duck and cover!

ALL:
Can I have

a bathroom pass?

I think you mean, "May I."

"May I have a bathroom pass?"

You know what?

Do whatever you want.

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