The Legend of Billie Jean
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 96 min
- 677 Views
This is Jimmy J. Judge voice of the Texas Riviera.
They say, 'Some like it hot' - well some
of you are going to burn today.
I'm coming!
Hurry! I don't want to be late!
Why is it always so hot?
Woo! Woohoo! Yeah! Hey look at her!
Come on baby!
Hello who this!
Eleanor.
Ok, Eleanor you're on the air!
Now tell it to the Judge.
I love you Jimmy J!
Well that makes two of us, Eleanor.
Line 3, you're on the air. This is Dave.
Where can I get some shade man? Sun is too much!
Just crawl back under that rock. I'm kidding, Dave.
You always got a friend in court.
Line 2, tell it to the Judge!
You get vanilla?
No. They ran out of it.
Strawberry? You bought strawberry?
Binx don't you ever get tired of vanilla?
Hey, Binx how about a piece of tail?
Mmm, taste good.
Get your hand of that!
Off what? Your sister or your fagmobile?
Ooo wee! Right in his face!
You better check it out first.
Why? I'm hot.
The alligators.
Well I can handle alligators.
You're not fooling anymore.
Billie Jean?
Billie Jean! Billie Jean!
Looking for me. You are going to get it.
Billie Jean?
Hmm?
Tell me about Vermont?
Again?
Never gets hot? How many times you have to hear this?
It gets hot but not like this.
I know. Clean hot.
Green mountain state. Got leaves
that turn colors and snow in the winter time.
Long cabins! Ski lifts! Snow prowls! Snowballs!
How come I have such a weird brother?
Snowball fights!
And no alligators.
Hey! Leave it!
Come on, Hubie, now it's not a toy!
He's dead.
Hey.
Look, Hubie, I'm real sorry all right.
He didn't mean nothing by it.
Leave it, fart-face!
No. Don't!
The bastard.
Don't worry we'll get it back.
Spent all that money and
now here you are broken hearted.
Wasn't his fault.
Fault doesn't matter.
It's what you end up with is what matters.
'Member what happened to your daddy.
Oh mom, come on.
Loved to go fast just like you. I'm relieved that
darn bike is gone. Are you gon' eat those?
Oh that's him. Where's my pumps?
What time you coming home?
Late I hope.
You think this one will be different, Billie Jean?
Oh he looks nice.
Let him see your eyes. You got pretty eyes.
Now, Binx, don't you worry honey.
He won't bring it back. Not Hubie Pyatt.
Yes he will. He's just getting even.
Eat your supper.
He better not hurt that bike.
He better not even scratch it.
What did I tell ya.
I'm getting my bike back.
Come back here. Binx! Come back here!
Look at those tits.
I think they're gross.
That's cause you don't have any.
Why carry them? You think I want to look like that.
Wouldn't hurt.
Get the keys to the car! We gonna go!
How far my dad needs it.
The police station. Now hurry up!
Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble?
What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean?
I just love police stations.
I thought you were grounded.
I am.
Did you see that guy?
Come on! Move it!
Well, I think it's best to wait a day or two
before I complicate things.
You don't know my brother.
That scooter is his whole life.
Billie jean. You're a very pretty girl. This Hubie
was probably just trying to get your attention.
I have a feeling he'll bring your brother's
motor scooter back.
What kind was it?
Honda Elite.
My dad left him some insurance money.
Hubie won't bring back.
How do you know?
Cause he's a f***er that's how I know.
Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. Here's my card. If that
Honda isn't back on your lawn in two days you'll give me-
We live in Breeze Haven.
All right in front of your trailer then.
Give me a call.
We'll, um, drag in the f***er.
She's still up. Gonna be grounded
'til I'm 35 years old.
Where have you been?
You go to that room and shut that door.
Ow!
You are grounded, goddamnit!
Thanks Ophelia. I'll call you.
Oh Binx!
I'm all right.
Well I got my bike back!
Hang on I see a spot!
I'm amazing.
Hey guys wait here. It won't take very long.
I'm coming with you.
No you're not!
Oh, hi, Ophelia.
You think he's cute?
She thought Hubie Pyatt was cute. Let's go!
No! You're staying here. Watch him, Ophelia.
What? Oh.
Hubie, that's for you.
It's an estimate from the body shop.
For what?
For my brother's scooter.
$608 dollars. That includes:
parts, labor, paint, and tax.
You're out of your mind.
The bill is for scooter.
And this is for Binx....
You crazy b*tch!
Hello folks? How are you, young lady?
Hubie? Where are you, boy?
Mr. Pyatt?
Yes, ma'am.
Dad...
What are you doing down there?
Mr. Pyatt, I'm here to collect $608 dollars.
Your son, Hubie, trashed my brother's scooter
and that's what it will cost to get it fixed.
Get up, dummy.
Did she do this to you?
She's lying, dad!
It's the truth and he knows it.
Come on. Let's go.
Boy it's never a dull moment around here.
You'll have to come back soon and see what happens next.
Yeah, sure.
Looks like we got a difference of opinion, don't we?
Don't believe her, dad, she's from the trailers.
Oh yeah! What's that got to do with it?
She'll say anything!
Woah, hey, slow down, Hubie.
You look a bit under the weather. Why don't you get
some fresh air? It'll do some good.
Just throw her out, dad!
Boy... making too much noise.
I'll settle this. Take a hike.
Damn, b*tch... ruined my life.
Hubie and the truth, have a natural way of not
getting along together.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Legend of Billie Jean" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 18 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_legend_of_billie_jean_12393>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In