The Last Word Page #3
I've worked very hard in
therapy not to think of her.
If there's just one thing
you could say
about her that's nice.
One thing nice.
If she were dead, that would be nice.
How's that?
She's like a human black cloud.
Angriest vagina
this side of China.
"Give me the wafer this way."
"Hand me the wine that way."
"That wine is horrible."
Like, nothing?
Zippo.
I don't...
So this is what you wrote.
It's a first draft.
No. This is a
first paragraph.
It's succinct.
It's one paragraph.
It's to the point
and I think that's good.
No, it's the life of a loser.
I wouldn't say that.
This is the life of a nobody.
I definitely wouldn't say that.
Then what would you say?
Because you certainly
have not captured
an impressive life,
an important life.
I did my best.
That is really unfortunate
for both of us.
Well, I didn't have
a lot to work with.
No, you had my life
to work with.
And I did the best
that I could with it.
Huh.
How grossly I overestimated
your talent as a writer.
With all due respect...
Oh, now you respect me.
I was not really sure of that.
The problem
isn't with my writing.
What is the problem?
It's the subject.
You are the problem.
Excuse me?
You are the problem.
What? How dare you?
No, I... I'm sorry.
How dare you?
No one, and I mean nobody,
had one nice thing
to say about you.
No colleagues, no friends.
Certainly no family.
What did you just say?
I said certainly no family.
Hmm.
Get out of my house.
I'm just... I'm just
being honest with you.
to sing your praises?
I mean, you're way off.
Get out of my house!
Now!
B*tch!
Harriet, what are you...
What are you doing here?
I do not wish to be
sodomized in the hallway.
Do you know what time it is?
Sit down, please.
We need to talk.
What is this sh*t?
These are obituaries
from newspapers
all over the country.
I want you to read them
and see what other
obituary writers are doing.
Wow, I'm sorry you
don't like what I wrote,
but that's... That was just
But my life is not over. Yet.
Now, I have determined
there are four
essential elements
Is that right?
That's right.
One, the deceased should
Right.
admired by their coworkers.
I... I know.
Three, the deceased must have
touched someone's
life unexpectedly.
And if said person was
a minority or a cripple,
so much the better.
Okay, and the fourth?
And the fourth,
that's the wild card.
I do not know
what my wild card is.
Wild card?
Yes, a statement of
such breadth and wonder
that it's the opening
line of the obituary.
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