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Synopsis: Ted Ryker is the top salesman in the New York office of a business machine company; the corporate stock lives by quarterly sales numbers, the competition is keen, and the economy may be in a downturn. Ted's company is marking time until a new product is ready - probably in a few months. Into the mix comes a new hire, a callow Midwesterner named Jamie, who's come East with his fiancée Belisa. Ted's a cynic - with a failed love in his past; he's profane, he's a lousy team player. He watches Jamie flounder, failing with presentation after presentation. Then, Ted finds a mutual attraction to Belisa. Where can this end?
Director(s): Michael Caleo
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
38
Rotten Tomatoes:
35%
R
Year:
2006
96 min
195 Views


Still waiting for him | to bag his first elephant.

- I can't find it! | - Check in the den!

I did.

This f***ing thing.

I'm sorry.

That's okay. Don't worry about it.

Do you want something to drink?

What have you got?

Nothing.

- Nothing? | - Nothing.

I figured you'd say no | so I just took a chance,

but it didn't really work out.

I'm sure Jaime mentioned it,

but he invited the entire neighborhood | over for a barbecue this Saturday.

He didn't say anything.

Don't bother asking. | Ted doesn't do barbecues.

Thanks. Found it.

Well, it would be really nice. | At least I would know someone.

I'll give it some thought.

No, really. | You could be my badminton partner.

Yeah. I'm gonna wait in the car.

- All right. | - Here you go.

- It was really nice meeting you. | - Thanks.

- I'm gonna wait outside. | - Okay. See you in a bit.

- Nice to meet you. | - Thanks. I was looking everywhere for this.

Hey, isn't Belisa great?

Great.

The house needs a little work. The | gardener could use a kick in the pants.

Yeah, great. Everything is great.

- You mean it? | - No.

You're kidding, right?

A house, f***ing mortgage, | neighbors and that bullshit.

- You didn't like Belisa? | - Belisa's great. No, she's great.

She may even stick around for a little while,

but eventually | she's going to break your heart.

She'll leave your rotting | soul gasping for air

while her new boyfriend sodomizes you | right out of her memory.

What? What the hell are you talking about?

You know what? I'll never understand | why people think their pathetic lives

are somehow going to get better | just 'cause they get f***ing married.

Why they get divorced, that I get. | That's easy.

I don't want to hear any more of this.

- Listen, first of all, sunshine... | - Don't call me sunshine.

There's no limit to the problems | a woman is going to bring to your life.

Dante didn't scratch the surface. | It is f***ing endless. Infinite.

It goes on and on and on.

You know, | maybe you just need to fall in love.

Love? What kind of love | are you talking about?

Are you talking about real love? | Are you talking about true love?

Are you talking about this suburban | bullshit fantasy we've been milk fed

so we don't slit each other's throats?

- Maybe you just need to get laid. | - Really? I get a piece of ass anytime I want.

- I could even f*** you with a little effort. | - That's not funny, okay. Don't even go there.

Excuse me? | Can you tell me where Route 304 is please?

Blow me.

Well, does anyone know why he's so angry?

- He was probably beaten as a child. | - How I hope.

Why do they put up with him?

Because that son of a b*tch is responsible | for 70/ of this division's sales.

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