The Last Time Page #3
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- 2006
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Still waiting for him | to bag his first elephant.
- I can't find it! | - Check in the den!
I did.
This f***ing thing.
I'm sorry.
That's okay. Don't worry about it.
Do you want something to drink?
What have you got?
Nothing.
- Nothing? | - Nothing.
I figured you'd say no | so I just took a chance,
but it didn't really work out.
but he invited the entire neighborhood | over for a barbecue this Saturday.
He didn't say anything.
Don't bother asking. | Ted doesn't do barbecues.
Thanks. Found it.
Well, it would be really nice. | At least I would know someone.
I'll give it some thought.
No, really. | You could be my badminton partner.
Yeah. I'm gonna wait in the car.
- All right. | - Here you go.
- It was really nice meeting you. | - Thanks.
- I'm gonna wait outside. | - Okay. See you in a bit.
- Nice to meet you. | - Thanks. I was looking everywhere for this.
Hey, isn't Belisa great?
Great.
The house needs a little work. The | gardener could use a kick in the pants.
Yeah, great. Everything is great.
- You mean it? | - No.
You're kidding, right?
A house, f***ing mortgage, | neighbors and that bullshit.
- You didn't like Belisa? | - Belisa's great. No, she's great.
She may even stick around for a little while,
but eventually | she's going to break your heart.
She'll leave your rotting | soul gasping for air
while her new boyfriend sodomizes you | right out of her memory.
What? What the hell are you talking about?
You know what? I'll never understand | why people think their pathetic lives
are somehow going to get better | just 'cause they get f***ing married.
Why they get divorced, that I get. | That's easy.
I don't want to hear any more of this.
- Listen, first of all, sunshine... | - Don't call me sunshine.
There's no limit to the problems | a woman is going to bring to your life.
Dante didn't scratch the surface. | It is f***ing endless. Infinite.
It goes on and on and on.
You know, | maybe you just need to fall in love.
Love? What kind of love | are you talking about?
Are you talking about real love? | Are you talking about true love?
Are you talking about this suburban | bullshit fantasy we've been milk fed
so we don't slit each other's throats?
- Maybe you just need to get laid. | - Really? I get a piece of ass anytime I want.
- I could even f*** you with a little effort. | - That's not funny, okay. Don't even go there.
Excuse me? | Can you tell me where Route 304 is please?
Blow me.
Well, does anyone know why he's so angry?
- He was probably beaten as a child. | - How I hope.
Why do they put up with him?
Because that son of a b*tch is responsible | for 70/ of this division's sales.
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