The Last Straight Man Page #2
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et cetera.
Then she says I'm
going to experience
a big change in my life.
She asked if she can read my
palm to get a better clue.
So she's tracing with
her fingers my lifeline,
my heart line.
Yeah, Whatever.
And then, her hand slides
down past my Wrist, up my arm,
until it's sliding
over my shoulder.
What was Tom doing?
Watching with a
big grin on his face.
And then, we all just
end up on the floor.
What happened?
Did, did you f*** her?
Uh, yeah.
Did he?
We both did.
We both did.
Wha--?
At the same time?
Details now.
OK, well Tom and
I laid on the floor,
and scooted against each other.
Then, he put his legs
over mine and held
our d*cks close together.
And she, she sat on us.
Who poked what?
He went for.
I went aft, if you'll pardon
the [inaudible] terms.
F*** me.
Where was I?
I don't know.
Getting head in the
middle of a flash mob?
Are you bullshitting me?
No.
Cause when we lie, the
relationship is over.
It's all true.
Damn.
That is a whale of a tale.
Shots.
Shots.
Another story.
Something Weirder, wilder.
Uh, uh, you first.
In the form of a
question, please.
What's something else you've
clone that's sexually crazy?
Come on.
Does that count?
Ew!
No!
Why did you let the
dog lick your balls?
Well, l didn't let him.
He caught me by surprise.
What were you doing so
the dog could-- never mind.
Come on.
Something else.
I got nothing.
Bullshit.
How do you top a
blowj*b in the middle
of a 200 person sleepover?
Everything else
pales by comparison.
What about something
with your fiance?
Strictly coloring
inside the lines there.
My turn.
Question two.
What have you done sexually
I better not.
What?
No fair.
Why?
I don't want you
I think you're an
a**hole already so spill.
[Sigh]
We're just telling stories here.
I promise, there's nothing you
could say that will make me
feel any differently about you.
All right.
The Tom and Linda story, I
didn't tell you everything.
OK.
So Linda's kissing me.
Tom's getting undressed.
And then, she kissed him.
And then, he, he kissed me.
Tom kissed you?
Yes.
Then, we all just started
kissing, and making out,
and fell to the floor.
And then, well, then
I, I sucked his dick.
What was it like?
What?
Question three.
What was it like sucking a dick?
It was good.
Fun.
Easy.
P*ssy on a stick.
Look, I'm bisexual.
I've known it for a long time.
I just, I didn't know how.
I have to piss.
F***ing tequila.
Put some porn on.
[moaning]
Seen it.
Seen it.
Are you kidding me with this?
Yes.
Ooh, yeah.
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