The Last Straight Man Page #2

Synopsis: Lewis is a closeted gay man throwing a bachelor party for his straight best friend and secret crush, Cooper. After a night of drunken sex together, the two men decide to meet in the same hotel suite on the same night each year to hook up and catch up. Over the course of twelve years, we see four additional nights that depict how the two men grow and how their friendship changes.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mark Bessenger
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
UNRATED
Year:
2014
110 min
358 Views


et cetera.

Then she says I'm

going to experience

a big change in my life.

She asked if she can read my

palm to get a better clue.

So she's tracing with

her fingers my lifeline,

my heart line.

Yeah, Whatever.

And then, her hand slides

down past my Wrist, up my arm,

until it's sliding

over my shoulder.

What was Tom doing?

Watching with a

big grin on his face.

And then, we all just

end up on the floor.

What happened?

Did, did you f*** her?

Uh, yeah.

Did he?

We both did.

We both did.

Wha--?

At the same time?

Details now.

OK, well Tom and

I laid on the floor,

and scooted against each other.

Then, he put his legs

over mine and held

our d*cks close together.

And she, she sat on us.

Who poked what?

He went for.

I went aft, if you'll pardon

the [inaudible] terms.

F*** me.

Where was I?

I don't know.

Getting head in the

middle of a flash mob?

Are you bullshitting me?

No.

Cause when we lie, the

relationship is over.

It's all true.

Damn.

That is a whale of a tale.

Shots.

Shots.

Another story.

Something Weirder, wilder.

Uh, uh, you first.

In the form of a

question, please.

What's something else you've

clone that's sexually crazy?

Come on.

The dog licked my balls once.

Does that count?

Ew!

No!

Why did you let the

dog lick your balls?

Well, l didn't let him.

He caught me by surprise.

What were you doing so

the dog could-- never mind.

Come on.

Something else.

I got nothing.

Bullshit.

How do you top a

blowj*b in the middle

of a 200 person sleepover?

Everything else

pales by comparison.

What about something

with your fiance?

Strictly coloring

inside the lines there.

My turn.

Question two.

What have you done sexually

that would shock me?

I better not.

What?

No fair.

Why?

I don't want you

to think badly of me.

I think you're an

a**hole already so spill.

[Sigh]

We're just telling stories here.

I promise, there's nothing you

could say that will make me

feel any differently about you.

All right.

The Tom and Linda story, I

didn't tell you everything.

OK.

So Linda's kissing me.

Tom's getting undressed.

And then, she kissed him.

And then, he, he kissed me.

Tom kissed you?

Yes.

Then, we all just started

kissing, and making out,

and fell to the floor.

And then, well, then

I, I sucked his dick.

What was it like?

What?

Question three.

What was it like sucking a dick?

It was good.

Fun.

Easy.

P*ssy on a stick.

Look, I'm bisexual.

I've known it for a long time.

I'm sorry I never told you.

I just, I didn't know how.

I have to piss.

F***ing tequila.

Put some porn on.

[moaning]

Seen it.

Seen it.

Are you kidding me with this?

Yes.

Ooh, yeah.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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