The Last Straight Man

Synopsis: Lewis is a closeted gay man throwing a bachelor party for his straight best friend and secret crush, Cooper. After a night of drunken sex together, the two men decide to meet in the same hotel suite on the same night each year to hook up and catch up. Over the course of twelve years, we see four additional nights that depict how the two men grow and how their friendship changes.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mark Bessenger
  1 win & 2 nominations.
110 min

into a pre-teen slumber party.

You're certainly

dressed for it.

There is one thing I been

wanting to ask you since you

came into town a week ago.



Question one.

What is the wildest thing that

you have ever done sexually?

Are We really going there?

I'm about to

commit myself to one

woman for the rest of my life.

I need here some hot, sexy

shit before I tie a noose

around my dick and hang myself.

You first.

That's against the rules but--

Too many to think of just one?

I got it.

Do you remember in

high school that day

in January when

we got snowed in?

Yeah, yeah.

We all had to sleep

in the gymnasium.

Yeah, we slept on

the Wrestling mats.

Yeah, yeah.

Right, right.

Remember how they

had everybody just

mixed up, girls with the boys?

Everyone was just

scattered around.


OK, so I wake up in

the middle of the night,

and Michelle Berenger is rubbing

my dick through my jeans.


I look around.

Everybody's asleep,

even all the teachers.

So I pull the old redwood

out, and she goes down on me.


Holy shit.

She was like a anaconda, man,

swallowing a bigger anaconda.

That's ballsy of her.


I swear that her jaw unhinged

right there in the middle

of 200 sleeping students.

Did you ever see her again?


I found out later she was my

third cousin or something.

But that was your second

question, by the way.

So answer mine.

Um, OK.

Remember Tom and

Linda from college?

Mm hm Yeah, sure.


One night-- oh my god.

I can't believe I'm

telling you this.

One night, uh, I was at

their place for dinner.

And they been

married nine months.

And Linda breaks out the tarot

cards to read my fortune.

And she just says all

the usual bullshit.

You know, I'm gonna be

successful, well liked,

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