The Last Showing Page #2

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Hello?

Hello?

Allie?

Al?

You all right?

Allie?

Come on.

This is Allie. Sorry I can't come

to the phone right now but...

Hi, this is Allie.

I'm sorry I can't come...

Come on, come on.

Hi, this is Allie. I'm sorry

I can't come to the...

What is this?

OK, very good,

you got me! Game's over!

So come on, then.

Where is she? Huh?

Where is she?

OK, fine.

There. It's done.

Whoa! OK! OK! OK! Fine!

Fine! I'll do it this time!

Fine! Yeah! I've done

it now, OK? Are you happy?

So! Now what?

OK, OK, fine, fine, fine! Fine!

Why are you doing this?

Very f***ing funny.

F***!

Good morning.

Now, now, take a moment.

I read on the internet somewhere

that it takes a bit of time to...

acclimate.

Stuart?

Yes, Mr Russell? That's what

I'm supposed to call you, right?

Proper etiquette and all that.

Untie me, please.

Let me go.

Uh, I won't tell anyone.

Perfect dialogue.

I didn't actually think someone

would say that in real life.

So, we are making a film.

Do you enjoy the movies, Mr Russell?

I'm sorry I fired you, please.

You didn't fire me, I quit.

You must be confused.

What are you doing?

You see, every horror

film needs a victim.

Please.

In my day, horror was all about what

you didn't see. Now, that was scary.

These days, they feel

compelled to see everything.

Every movie seems to be

about one-upmanship.

The next death's got to be gorier, it's got

to be more violent, more shocking.

More inventive than the previous.

Torture porn, I believe they call it.

I don't much care for that.

It's not scary, it's rather sick.

But I digress.

So, Mr Russell, this is

what I came up with.

You see, we must give the

audience what they want.

Don't take this

personally, Mr Russell.

There, I think we've

got enough of that.

Cheers for being such a good sport.

This should look

fantastic in the edit.

Come on!

Where is she?

How am I supposed to play

your sick little game...?

Come on, d*ckhead, direct me!

Oi! Stop!

- Don't shoot!

- What have you done with her?

I don't know what you're...

Please. Look, I'm not the guy

you want, OK? He tried to kill me.

Shut up! Where is she?

OK, look at my neck, OK? You see

these cuts? He did this to me.

Stop lying! Just let us

out of here, please!

You're the one holding the gun.

You gave this to me! Just please,

just stop. Stop with this act!

Please, you're not making any sense.

I bet this looking real good for

your perverted little film, isn't it?

A guy with a gun, will he

shoot him? Won't he?

I bet this gun doesn't

even have a bullet in it.

You wouldn't give a

real gun, would you?

I mean, what if I did

shoot you? Right now.

Where would that leave you?

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