The Last Ride Page #2

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The hell you doing, boy?

Well, as I live and breathe!

Let me look at ya.

What're you doing out here,

playing guitar in this cold?

Trying to make a dollar.

You know it's true.

'Cause it is hard out here.

I know, I know.

I got something here that might

warm ya up a little bit.

Help yourself.

- How ya doing?

- I'm doing all right.

They hired some

hillbilly kid over here

to take me up to

Charleston, West Virginia.

I'm playing up there.

You done hit the big time.

Yeah. Yes, sir.

So proud of ya.

Seven thousand people

up there, they tell me.

You shut your mouth.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, 7,000 people.

And you got that fine Cadillac.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, I hope I get to ride

'fore it gets too late

See, I got me some dreams

that just can't wait

I need some cherry Luden's. Package

store up ahead. Pull over.

Get me some Falstaff.

Sir?

Beer, boy.

You expect me to ride 800

miles without a damn beer?

Well, no, sir.

It's just that...

That's okay.

I don't wanna get sleepy.

Well, suit yourself.

Let's get going. We're

behind schedule already.

Oh, yeah.

There's a dark

and a troubled side of life

There's a bright

and sunny side, too

Though we meet with

the darkness in strife

The sunny side we also may view

Keep on the sunny side,

always on the sunny side

Pass his ass.

It will help us every clay

It will brighten all our way

If we keep on

the sunny side of life

We're goin' be in Alabama till summer.

Get around him.

I'm trying to, sir.

Damn hillbilly.

Blow the horn.

Blow the damn horn, boy!

Do it again. This son of a

b*tch is gonna pull over.

Sir, there's no shoulder here.

Boy, what did I just say?

He shouldn't have done that.

I want you to pass

his ass right now.

Mr. Wells, you're

not gonna shoot...

Hey, just do as I say!

Please, Mr. Wells,

we can't...

Do not call me by my name.

Are we clear on that?

Now, I want you to get my Eldorado

Cadillac around this dirt dog

or I'm gonna blow them big ass

ears of yours right off your head!

Hey, boy!

You like to drive

like an a**hole, there?

Can chase them pigs

all night long!

Keep on the sunny side,

always on the sunny side

If we keep on

the sunny side of life

It will help us every day

It will brighten all our way

If we keep on

the sunny side of life

Fill 'er up?

Yeah. Hi-Test.

Where the hell are we?

Lone Oak, Tennessee.

I gotta take a leak.

I was about to close up.

Y'all nearly missed me.

I'm glad. I was trying to

stay ahead of the storm.

Yeah.

They're calling for sleet

all the way to Carolina.

How far is it to Bristol?

Oh, about five hours, I guess.

I don't know

with this weather, though.

I think this is

a big one coming in.

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