The Last House on the Left Page #2

''l'm singin' in the rain''

Sadie!

-Yeah?

-Hurry up! l want to take a bath, too.

Okay! What do you think

of your new clothes?

l handpicked them at Korvette's.

Wonderful.

-Who is it?

-lt's J. Edgar Hoover.

-Any trouble?

-No.

-Where's Sadie?

-Taking a bath.

ls Junior back yet?

Yeah, and l'm here, too.

-Send him with my beer.

-You heard her.

Go to the icebox and get a beer.

There's a lady in there, man.

Here's your beer.

There he is. The man of the hour.

Thank you.

-You glad your old man's out of the clink?

-Sure.

You know, it's really a shame

you don't get along better with Krug.

You got to change your head around.

Become someone else altogether.

l've been thinking about names

and everything.

How does ''Agatha Greenwood'' grab you?

Like something out of Brighter Day.

You're probably right.

What do you want to be?

-A frog.

-You look like a frog.

lf l was a frog, l'd have my own lily pad.

l could sit there all day long, just....

l could do that, man,

nobody would bother me.

l could watch the flies.

Better watch him, Krug!

Leave Sadie alone, you little toad,

or l'll squash you flat as a lily pad.

-Do we have time before the concert?

-Don't worry about it.

Goodie! l want to have

at least two scoops.

l know what l'm going to have.

Mint chocolate chip.

-Mint chocolate chip?

-Yeah.

No, l don't like that.

-What's this yellow stuff right here?

-Lemon sherbet.

Sherbet. l don't want sherbet.

-Can l taste yours?

-Make your own. What do you want?

l don't want that. l want....

What else do you have?

Banana Royal, Neapolitan,

Maple Walnut, Tutti-Frutti--

-Nuts!

-Nuts for the nut.

Big goon, put me down!

l hate you!

Let me up.

Forget it! You've got the cream

of American manhood here.

The cream of American manhood.

That's good, Krug!

Shut up! And get away from my woman.

Your woman?

l thought she was our woman.

Just a minute! Buzz off!

l'm not neither of yours woman.

l am my own frigging woman!

-She's right, Krug.

-You shut up!

What have you been doing?

Reading them creep women lib magazines

while l was up in the jug?

Maybe.

Why don't you just lay back

and enjoy being inferior?

Zing off! You male chauvinist dog!

Pig, Sadie.

-What?

-Male chauvinist pig.

Okay, you male chauvinist pig!

-She's right.

-You shut up!

l ain't putting out any more until l get

a couple more chicks around here.

-Couple of more chicks?

-Yeah. Equal representation.

-What, are you crazy?

-She's right.

Get out of here!

God! This neighborhood's awful.

lt's so dirty. My mother was right.

lt's not awful, it's just funky. That's all.

Dirt all over.

Keep your eyes open

for someone who might be dealing.

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