The Last Flight Page #2

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Well, there must be something

you can do.

We've got to tend to our drinking.

We don't get much opportunity.

Lots of things going on outside.

Sun shining, trees growing,

people walking around.

Say! Is that STILL going on?

Sounds pretty pre-war to me.

Hey.

Don't I rate an introduction?

Who's your swell friend?

Oh, her? Just an old hussy

we found scattered around.

Pay no attention.

Sometimes he goes away.

Oh! He didn't go.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Your hands...

Oh, your poor hands!

Your poor, poor hands.

If you aren't the WORST!

First, you insult his hands

and make him mad.

Then you cry over them

and make him self-conscious.

Come on back here.

Come on.

Well, that's torn it.

He'll never come back now.

Then we'll have to find him.

What for?

To explain how sorry I am.

Well. You don't have to get so

emotional about it.

Who's getting emotional?

- You are.

You're coming all apart.

Here. Take a drink of this.

Make you laugh and play.

Say, what's she crying about?

She's crying on account of

they didn't wash her

strawberries this morning.

Didn't they wash your strawberries

this morning?

There ain't a whole hell of a lot

that we can do about that now.

No.

Let's go.

Hey! Where're you goin'?!

Oh, out.

- Out where?!

Out to get a drink.

Don't you suppose you could

arrange that here?!

Nope. We gotta go somewheres else.

Okay. Come on, Francis. We got to go

somewheres else to get a drink.

Hey! There he is!

- Where?

Come on!

Cary!

Say, what are you tryin' to do,

disown us?

Hello. Won't you sit down?

Sure we'll sit down.

What'd ya think we'd do? Stand around?

Thank you.

Hello, Cary.

Hello, Shep. Hello, Nikki.

What will you have to drink?

Martini! - Martini!

- Martini! - Martini!

Quatre Martinis?

Uh, could I have champagne, please?

Champagne? Oui.

Boys, she's goin' to be a problem.

That's what I started on.

It upsets me if I change over

to anything else.

There's a lot of things wrong

with this one.

What were you doing

at the bar at Claridge's anyway?

Yes. Don't you know you're not

supposed to be there?

There's that sign on the wall says

ladies must sit at the back.

Can't read signs.

Well, we'll just have to

take care of her, that's all.

Do you think she's

good-lookin' enough?

Oh, I know I'm not

very good-looking but -

But what?

But when I was a little girl,

my mother always said

I had the nicest hair-ribbon.

Then there's her drinking.

What's the matter with my drinking?

- You're a sissy drinker.

Well, maybe I can improve.

Then there's her teeth.

Why, one of 'em is turned sideways.

You mean this one?

- That's it.

Why don't you have it turned around?

I don't have it turned around

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