The Kitchen Page #2

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Stan.

Yeah?

The band's here.

Thanks, man.

[ Sizzling ]

# To eliminate the pressure

from the city #

# You don't have

to care about anyone #

# On stolen land #

# Shall we do this then? #

I'm watching the chili.

Watching it do what?

I'm not sure exactly.

What the hell is this?

Well, you told me not

to do my laundry in here.

You can't do that, okay?

We've got an Iraq veteran

coming tonight. So?

So you can't have pot

lying around.

Okay? The guy's

basically a cop. [ Chuckles ] No, he's not.

Speaking of which,

no antiwar bullshit from you tonight, okay?

Please?

I'm not staying. Don't worry about it.

What do you mean you're not staying?

No, you need to be here.

This is a big deal.

It's your girlfriend's 30th.

It's very special.

You got to be nice to her.

Are you checking

on the wings? I got it.

You should probably

put salt on... I got it under control.

I don't know.

I'm just... Okay.

- You look really tired.

- Thanks, Pam.

Yeah.

[ Kenny ]

Stan's totally in love with Jennifer.

You know that, right?

Yeah, I guess.

You guess?

Do you know how hard it is

to make that chili?

There are, like, 16 herbs

and spices in that.

That's five more

than the Colonel. [ Cell Phone Buzzes ]

Who's this?

Hey, guess what I did this weekend.

I've got to take this.

Hey!

[ Light Switch Clicks ]

# [ Indie Pop Intro ]

# I was beside myself #

# Yeah, I was in hell #

# As long as there was you

beside me #

# You were the girl I dreamed #

# Yet from another school #

# [ Indistinct ]

# I was #

# Feeling something good #

# As soon as you arrived #

# Still young

at love and life #

[ Chattering ]

- Hey. What are you doing?

- I'm having my post-nap snack.

It's, like, 7:
00.

I overslept.

I think somebody

stole your cigarettes. Oh.

Okay, here's the deal.

When Vladimir gets here,

I'm thinking that I might say...

- Is he here?

- Well, not yet.

But when he does get here,

at some point I'm gonna say,

"I think we should

do something together."

- What do you think?

- Well, what does that mean?

It means that I want him

to leave Pace...

and let me represent him at my new

gallery as my one and only client.

It kind of sounds like you

wanna have sex with him.

- Everything sounds

that way to you. - That might be true.

What I really want is to find an

artist that no one else appreciates.

"You," unknown artist,

name to be filled in later,

"have talent.

I think we should do

something together."

All right, come on, what happened with Paul?

I just saw him leave.

Paul left?

Do you want him here?

I don't want him here.

[ Sighs ]

No. Yeah.

No, you're right.

It's my party.

Of course I don't want him here.

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