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Brown hair, uh, height unknown.

I'll call you back.

You son of a b*tch.

But...

The problem with Joseph's habit

is that one day there will be

an actual emergency

or violent crime

coming from this house.

Yeah, well,

the night is still young.

Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar

with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?

Yes. I experienced a childhood

on the planet Earth, so...

yes, I've heard

of that one.

Do you think you can

apply it to my situation

in an allegorical fashion?

Okay. It's a...

- a story that involves

a boy who... -Ah, ah, ah...

- constantly cries "wolf."

Stop.

And when the wolf finally

comes... He doesn't know it.

- I'm sorry, "The Boy

Who Cried" what? -Wolf.

- F*** you.

- Let's go.

- "The Boy Who Cried" what?

- Stop talking.

- Wolf.

- Get the f*** off my porch

before I knock your dick

in the dirt.

- Come on, let's go. -I don't see

what the problem was.

- Why are you yelling at me?

- What's next? Three Little Pigs?

It gets easier.

Okay? Honest. I swear.

Look at it this way:

In two years,

he's going to pay

for you to leave.

Yeah.

Uh, look,

this may sound desperate,

but I am 100% lucid, okay?

Don't smile, 'cause I'm...

- Don't.

- No, this is very serious.

- I am serious.

- I'm taking you so seriously.

I can be packed in 15 minutes.

Just take me with you

to Granville.

Please.

Okay, I would.

Totally would, but...

Dad would want to come

visit us all the time,

and that just

wouldn't work for me.

- You're lame.

- So...

take it easy on him.

- You're getting so handsome.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- I love you.

- Hey, don't you touch me.

You love it.

Oh, hey. Hey.

- What's up? -Okay, I am

going to get you a beer

so you can catch up.

Okay.

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

- What's up, dude?

- Hey.

How was, uh,

fake family night?

Oh, it was great.

Nothing went wrong.

The police didn't come.

I love my father.

Sh*t.

- Okay, I have beer for you.

- Hey. Thank you.

- Hello. Hello.

- Hello, Kelly.

- How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

I'm not as drunk as you are.

I think you are.

- Can I have your beer?

- No.

Hey, sorry, bro.

Keg's almost tapped.

No beer for freshmen.

Oh, but he is

a sophomore now, Paul.

Sorry, babe.

No dice, bro.

Oh, man.

You little f***-suckers!

We're trying to sleep!

It's public property, bro!

What?

Who told you that?

We assumed!

I don't trust that old guy.

He has a shadow

behind his eyes.

How long have you

been standing there?

Hello.

That's not an answer.

You little sh*t d*cks!

- Oh, my...

- Jesus! Let's go, let's go.

What the hell

are you doing, guys? Come on!

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- Let's go! Let's go!

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