The King and the Clown Page #2

half the city

to double his hunting ground.

With only half

the people as before,

there ain't gonna be no show.

But there is

another kind of show...

Gosh, I feel just awful!

I have 9!

Raking in money like

the King does virgins.

Nah, I ain't that good yet.

Now, let's see

if I am as lucky as

that tramp Nok-su.

Who's Nok-su?

Nok-su the Whore?

The b*tch has the King

living inside her skirt.

Before, she had every rich man

living inside her skirt.

Every dime I ever won

went right into

her bearded pouch.

Here comes that

awful feelin' again!

I have 8!

So where is my cut?

Let's do this again tomorrow.

It's only the first game,

so, Captain...

Mind if I call you 'Captain'?

So, just like today, you...

If I help you make

more money tomorrow...

Will you do as I say?

Captain, don't start

giving orders.

So, what's your plan?

We mock the King.

The King?

Did you not hear?

In front of a c*nt,

every man kneels.

Is the King any better than

the rest of us?

The King's bed, that's where

the big money is.

Just a minute.

I ain't playing no eunuch!

I got balls!

This is bullshit.

Forget it, I'm out.

- Oh, man!

- Come on!

It's better than starving,

I suppose.

Go!

Hurry up!

"None."

Eunuch Kim,

what haste causes thee

to jingle thy bells so?

Hee haw!

Jingle, shingle!

Sure, if I had any!

I'd jingle-jangle all the way!

That's odd,

I'm sure I heard jingles.

Were they my bells, then?

Wasn't it?

Nok-su, Royal Consort.

- Isn't she the King's Consort?

- Sure is.

What on earth is that woman doing!

People say,

she a Lady now but she still

shits like a horse.

So then the rumors were

true after all!

That feels good!

We hit the jackpot today!

Bring it on! Bring everything!

Captain, let's do

the show everyday.

No, 3 times a day!

And rake it in!

How about a drink, fellah?

I swear, I never saw

a fellah so shy.

But man, he sure knows how to

gyrate them hips!

Captain, we should have done

this earlier!

Someone grabbed my balls

thinking I really had none.

It scared the sh*t out of me!

I saw, I saw!

To the Captain!

I knew you'd over do it.

Just say 'no' next time.

Feel good?

Yeah.

What feels so good?

It's all good.

My belly!

Her water broke!

Adulterer.

There it is! I see the baby!

Come on, push!

Let's have a look.

He has my forehead

and my big nose too.

This calls for a celebration!

Hee haw!

Thank you very much!

Step back.

Take these wretches

to jail at once.

What, did you expect a prize

for mocking the King?

Go see for yourself.

Is it a crime to show

what everyone

already jokes about?

How disrespectful!

If it's about the King's

"equipment"...

he is the King after all.

So we thought it ought

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