The Kentucky Fried Movie

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
Rotten Tomatoes:
83 min

What of nine?

I brought you an Australian gerbille,

one of the rare to have

been raised in captivity.

She/it is raised, doesn't she/it bite?

No, she/it is very cute.

They are very endearing.

His/her/its name is Oscar.

I am going to take one

of it for my youngsters.

They would make adorable

animals of company

but they have indeed

need to live in liberty.

Hey well... Oscar?

II is absolutely irresistible.

You have another surprise for us.


This one is not small,

but he/it is very cute.

In any case, it is my opinion.

I am going to look for it.

Go there.

It is the moment that I prefer

in this broadcast, because

I never know what they

are going to bring me.

Look at what one brings to me!

I present you Dino.

He/it is enormous!

But you don't deceive there,

he/it is soft like a lamb because

he/it has been raised in captivity.

It is for that that

one could bring it here.

Is it a rare animal?

Yes, and besides we have

of the pain to mate it.

You don't manage to

find a female for Dino?

Not indeed, we have him

presented several candidates,

but all attempts of mating failed.

It is surprising. Dino is

not the most attractive party

that I saw, but a big gorilla as him...

We don't know very well

what is his/her/its problem.

He/it is maybe shy,

carried naturally little

on the thing or impotent.


II is the hour passed of 24 min.,

here is the main information

of the morning with Tom Leclair.

Thank you, Barbara.

We are going to speak of the meeting

of the ministers of the OPEC in Tehran.

As foreseen, the rise of

We could finally

communicate with Ron Butler,

and one tells to me that the

link audio function. To you, Ron.

The vote lasts since 3 hours.

The result now depends of

the number of abstentions.

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