The Kentucky Fried Movie Page #2

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
1,254 Views


Already have yourselves an

idea of what is going to happen?

I thought that the teachers

wanted to take work,

but as Gemini, I am

incapable to foresee anything.

WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU

OF THE TRAILERS OF

OUR NEIGHBORS PROGRAMS

caustic iPlus that "Mandingo",

shocking iplus that /

i "Behind the door verte"

erotic iplus

que "Stuffs Profonde"

vous is going to be juicy

dans your frock while seeing

"The pupils cathos

explodes themselves".

L. iSamuel present Bronkowitz

Chambers iLinda,

dans a remake of his/her/its

famous role.

Et for the 1 era time to the screen, /

i Joyce iSusan and Nancy Reems.

Susan, here is Nancy.

Nancy, here is Susan.

Jamais of the stages as daring

n'avaient been shown to the movies.

Show me your puppet.

Mrs. Burke! I took you for Dale.

People often confound me with

my teenage daughter, Dale.

Jamais the beauty of

the sexual act

n'avait been shown /

i aussi crudely.

Cette strange history tells ce

that arrives when of the pupils

sont authorized to leave

aprs the cover-feu.

Un movie for adults finally has

le courage to say

la truth on the masturbation.

Sauvage!

Pervers to souhait!

Ne doesn't miss

"The pupils cathos

explodes themselves".

Does the ticket cost how much?

Thank you.

You know that the movie is

projected in "sensorama?"

Do you want?

Of the popcorn, please.

A dollar.

Thank you.

Entrez. I am in my office.

Devine that this est.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Donald, you always joke.

Tu restarted to smoke.

Je makes a new rgime.

Tu doesn't even have

remarqu my perfume.

Je prepares you a verre?

Je proposes a toast to you,

me and to the avenir.

Chri, I am distressed.

Je is going to look

you for a napkin.

Carol, attention

your cigarette.

Je is going to put

you a bandaging.

Mon poor baby.

J'adore to pass you the

hand dans hair.

Tes shoulders are so powerful,

large isi...

Et this white hair

on your chest...

Toi only account.

C'est what, a?

Tu ace of the lipstick

sur your col?

Fais me to see.

C'est a lot of lipstick.

Espce of dirty...

Je goes you tuer!

Arracher hair de your

indifferent skull.

Carol, put this couteau!

D'accord, Donald.

Dis me that you like me

ou I decide you the throat.

Je would not tell you that

pour all the gold of the world.

Tu wants to see your blood

flowing, c'est a?

Tu doesn't frighten me. Je

doesn't fear to see my blood.

Je is not able to.

Je knew that you would

not make it.

C'est for that que I

would like that you me pouses.

Mesdames and gentlemen le

Rialto "Sensorama" invites you

to look at our next

film:
"Deep Throat",

qui is going to begin

in one instant.

Comment to believe that you had /

i la migraine stays up it,

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