The Karate Dog Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2005
- 84 min
- 112 Views
A really big gun.
COLAR, lights.
Hey, how'd you get here
all the way from Chin Li's?
Okay, I'm going
to talk now.
Whatever you do,
try to remain calm.
Ahhhh!
Well, I was hoping
for a little calmer than that.
I warned you
not to turn on the light.
Uh-huh, you're upset.
Okay, you're upset.
I know; I'm upset too.
My best friend
just died in my arms.
Took the heart right out of me,
believe me.
Okay, enough.
I need your help.
I came here because I know
you're the one who can help me.
Please just tell me
I didn't make a mistake.
H-h-how are you doing that?
What?
(Peter)
Talking like a human.
It's easy.
It's like riding a bike.
Incidentally,
I'm pretty good at that too.
up a little, Fowler.
Must be some sort
of voice transmitter.
(Cho Cho)
Jeez, humans.
Boy, you don't mind
if we squat on the lawn
or anywhere else
for that matter,
conversation and, "Woof!"
It's the end of the world.
[chuckles]
Good God.
Hey, watch it, pal.
I don't know you
well enough yet.
As far as you're concerned,
I'm neutered.
(Peter)
I don't believe this.
There's no microphone.
Must be some sort of
computer-generated hologram.
You haven't heard
a word I've said, have you?
All right, we'll try it again,
Detective Foul-up.
It was not a simple robbery.
The guys who killed Chin Li
were professional assassins.
And what would
professional assassins want
with some old man who could...
Oh, my God.
I'm having
a conversation with a dog.
Oh, boy.
Okay, okay.
[exhales]
I'm a scientific investigator.
Approach this calmly,
logically, and rationally.
Now, this should interesting.
Dogs don't talk!
It's not possible.
It's not... possible.
(Cho Cho)
Sure it's possible.
Lookit, I can
even do impressions.
[impersonating Peter]
Dogs don't talk!
Pretty good, huh?
Want to see my Britney Spears?
Cut that out.
Just kidding, just kidding.
Got any chow?
Chow?
Frozen pizza, cheese logs,
fast food leftovers, bacon bits.
Don't you have anything
that doesn't clog your arteries?
How about dog food?
Dog food would be good.
Hey, Naked Chef,
could we talk about the talking?
Oof.
Okay.
Pay attention, now.
Chin Li was a great Zen master.
He... he wanted me to talk.
He willed it.
Are you with me?
So Chin Li taught you to talk?
Yeah.
Actually, all dogs talk.
You mean, so those people
you see in the park
talking to their dogs...
They're not nuts?
They're actually
speaking to 'em?
Look, it's simple.
Dogs talk dog talk;
horses talk horse talk;
aardvarks talk...
Oddly enough, they talk German.
No, I'm just kidding.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Karate Dog" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 25 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_karate_dog_20567>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In