The Joneses Page #2

Jones!

Steve.

Hey, Larry.

You, uh-

You playin" today?

Uh, no. You know,

l haven't really

met anybody. So-

Well, you can play with me.

l'm paired up

with a couple of guys,

but there's room for a fourth.

l wouldn't want

to impose on you.

Don't be siIly.

- You can ride with me.

- Really? Thanks, Larry.

No problem.

Thank you.

Hi.

You've got

glistening teeth.

hanks.

See you later.

Bye, sweetie.

Thank you.

[ Softly ]

New client.

Are you Kate?

Yes.

So sorry about the wait.

You know how it is.

When the mouth starts going,

there goes the whole day.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm "Billay."

Welcome to my salon.

You're not from

around here, are you?

Hmm.

l just saw

that YSL bag...

come down the runway

on style.com,

and I know you didn't

get that around here.

We just moved here

yesterday.

Ah.

So how on earth

did you find me?

Well, l...

do my research,

and anyone who's anyone

knows you're the best.

Isn't that the truth.

And there isn't anyone

who's anyone that I don't know.

Mm-hmm.

So. What are we

going to do today?

l'm a mess

from the move.

I think I need an overhaul.

Sugar, if this is a mess,

then l want whatever

you're taking.

- [ Man ]

Whoo.

- That'll play.

[ Man #2 ]

Nothin' wrong with that.

Clean livin'.

[ Larry ]

Yeah.

Nice shot.

Thank you.

ave you seen

these new MP-52 irons?

I don't believe I have.

They have a lower,

deeper center of gravity,

so they're more forgiving.

Really?

Yeah, so if they'll

forgive me-

[ Chuckles ]

they'll forgive anyone.

Very nice.

[ Buzzing ]

Excuse me.

ey, baby.

Hi, baby.

How's your game?

My game's great.

How's your game?

- Fantastic.

l was just missing you.

- Bye-bye, Kate.

lt was great

meeting you.

You too, Sylvia.

And l'll see you tomorrow

for that hot yoga class.

Right. Bye, sweetie.

l see you're making

some new friends.

Well, I'm trying.

- That's hot.

- Oh, I love this.

- The phone's great, but l was

talking about the husband.

- He's pretty yummy too.

- Hello?

- Don't come home too tired.

- Oh.

- Bye. Love you.

l love you.

[ Kissing ]

[ Beeps ]

- You lucky b*tch.

- I know.

You know what

I'm gonna do for you?

l'm gonna have

a special lunch

to introduce you to my ladies.

l would love that.

You got it.

ello?

[ Kate ]

How'd it go today?

Very well.

Did you make friends?

l did.

I made friends.

Oh. Did you get their,

uh, contact info?

Of course l did.

Great. Well, your dinner's

in the fridge.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Clock Ticking ]

[ Whispering ]

You like that?

[ Kate ]

Jenn?

Ow!

Come on. Let's go.

Sh*t!

Let go of me!

[ Steve ]

Kate-

[ Kate ]

Get your clothes on.

- [ Steve ] Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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