The Jeff Dunham Show Page #2
Season #1 Episode #5- Year:
- 2009
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Achmed:
Okay, before we get started, I need to do my vocal warm-up exercises. So, Cache, can you give me a "C"? Could you hum that, please?"Sure, Achmed."
Achmed:
* Fluffy, fluffy puppy, fluffy, fluffy puppy * * The little disabled boy asked for a lolli... *"So, it looks like here you've just got one ringtone.
Achmed:
Uh, "Silence, I kill you"? That's the only ringtoneyou want from me? Is that all you think I am? Some one-trick donkey?
"I'm just gonna need you to do the one, Achmed.
Achmed:
No. I don't have to. Sanjaya? Sanjaya, get in here, and we'll write some new ringtones together."You lost all your material, or what?"
Achmed:
I didn't lose any material, I just don't have any. It's just, you know, "I kill you, I kill you, I kill you" I'm sick of that crap."Why don't you just yell, "Camel ****"?"
Achmed:
On the phone?! So your phone rings, and it goes: "Camel ****"? Okay, why not? Not bad."Okay, Achmed, you want to go through this list of ringtones that yourself and Tony came up with?"
Achmed:
Okey-doke, here we go. Hey, terrorize it up, a**hole!"Good, I like that. It was great."
Achmed:
Thanks a lot. I need Vitamin Water, please?"Tony, will you get him a water, please?"
Achmed:
Whatchu talkin' 'bout, infidel? Is that a missile in your pants, or do you have a phone call? I'm surprised you don't have it on vibrate, virgin."That was great."
Achmed:
Tony, get a Vitamin Water for me. I'm waiting."I still need you to do the "Silence, I kill you" ringtone."
Achmed:
Son of a b*tch! All right, fine. Let's just get this over with. Silence! I kill you!"There it is."
Achmed:
Who do I have to **** to get a Vitamin Water?You know, I did none of these facing the east. I hope that doesn't matter. Okay, whatever.
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