The Itch of the Golden Nit Page #2

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Tick... Um.. Well, I'm really good

at football, so mine is Footie Boy.

That is just SO not true.

You're rubbish at football.

It's B for Blend In Boy. You've got

the ability to be totally ignored.

W-Well,

you're Shouty Beryl with the loudest,

most brain-boiling voice

in the entire universe.

Tick, tick, tick, tick,

tick, tick.

Blend In Boy and Shouty Beryl,

welcome to Super Co!

And you've got a face like

a smacked... Shut up! Whoah! Wow!

Are we in the future?

Oh, whoa, this is sick.

I can see Electroboy.

Mum, I'll be there now in a minute!

And that must be The Painter.

Hm, but I need the mega rainbow

power ultra paintbrush.

And is that Mothman?

I am Mothman, I seek enlightenment.

I didn't know superheroes shopped.

Everybody shops.

Whoa, sonic footballs!

Oi!

CRASH!

Whoops!

Freeze ray, oh, yes.

Rocket jeans, bring 'em on. Laser

lip gloss, I wonder how this works?

Hmmm, mwah!

Ow dee ow ow ow ow!

I've got the gadgets,

you take the pants.

Grow up! Oh, sorry, you can't.

Thank you for shopping at Super Co,

saving money and the universe.

You're Ten Heart Hero!

Why are you here?

I thought you were saving the galaxy?

Ugh, it's a long story.

Blend-in pants - now these rock.

Your Super Co card?

I think, I don't...have one.

You can't pay?

Embarrass alert!

But we need these gadgets,

to save my mum and dad.

This weird alien lady

and a freaky boy on fire,

they shrank my parents.

So we called for help,

but all the superheroes were busy.

This sounds like the work of...

Bam-bam-ba-a-am!

Evil Stella.

I heard she stole the Golden Nit.

The Golden what?

NIT PLAYS FANFARE

What is it?

Pull yourselves together. Haven't

you seen the Golden Nit before?

Can someone tell me what's going on?

I'm what's going on!

To escape Evil Stella,

I hid in the most boring,

insignificant place I could find.

All right, all right!

I am the flame that ignites the sun,

so if you don't get me home,

then the universe is kaput.

So where's home? The sun.

Keep up, toddler.

Ha, ha-ha! You must take me,

to save the universe.

It's your destiny, Blend In Boy.

The actual sun?

You do know you can't get within

ninety-two million,

eight hundred

and sixty eight thousand miles of it

without burning up, don't you?

Looks like someone needs a hero.

How am I supposed to know what to do?

I don't want a destiny,

I just want my mum and dad back.

Oh, and a sonic football.

Da-daah! Ta-dah! Da-daah!

Here she is,

my beautiful rainbow spaceship.

I've got you now, nitty.

You leave

our Beanie and Beryl alone.

Oooh, I'm loving Beryl's new look,

and hasn't Beanie grown?

I think it's Beryl that's

shrunk like us, love. Oh, yes.

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