THE IT CROWD (2006–2013) Page #2
Season #1 Episode #1 - 'Yesterday's Jam'- Year:
- 2006
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Roy:
Oh, don't be silly you'd never disturb us.. (falls over)No, err... many people come down here to visit.
Moss:
What are you talking about. Who comes down? What people? Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?Roy:
So, what can we do you for?Jen:
I'm the new head of this department. Is this my office?(Jen goes into he office)
Roy:
Did she just... I am the head of this department!Moss:
I thought I was.Roy It's one of us. It's certainly not her. I'm going to sort this out.
(goes to Jen's office)
Moss:
Roy, you've got a head wound there. Head wound!Roy:
I don't want to be rude or anything but I wasn't informed of any changes to this department.Jen:
Oh did they not tell you about me?Roy:
No, and we are perfectly fine down here thank you very much. We are more than capable of taking care of ourselves.Jen:
Sure. Sure. You know you're covered in blood.(Postman enters main office and drops a package onto Moss' desk)
Postman:
Moss. Amazon thingy.Moss:
Ahh wicked. I know what this is. It's the new Harry Potter. I got the child edition and the adult edition just to check there are no differences in the text.(Roy enters from Jen's office)
Roy:
Sorry but I'm not going to be able to deal with that woman. Is nobody else going to get the phone. I suppose I'll get it. No, that is not a phone. I'm going to have a little lie down.Scene 5
(Moss knocks on Jen's door)
Jen:
Come in.(Jen pretends to be talking to Denholm on the phone)
Jen:
Yeah, Denholm. Yeah, yeah, no n-n-n-no, no they've been fine so far. Yeah, I think we're going to get on great. Yeah I know, alright then, no you take care, alright, yeah I will, yeah, okay take care, take care, okay bye, bye.So, hello, what can I do you for... what can I do for you?
Moss:
Hallo. I was just wondering: do you want me to connect up your phone?Jen:
No n-n-n-n-n-n-no. It's working. Errm I was just talking to Denholm there.(Moss picks up phone which clearly has no connections)
Moss:
But how?Jen:
Would you mind, closing the door for me?Moss:
Oh yeah, sure.Jen:
Yeah, from the other side.Moss:
Of course. Like this.Jen:
That's it.Moss:
With me on the...Jen:
Thanks.Moss:
Oh.(Roy enters. Head bound in bandages)
Are you alright?
Roy:
Ahh yes Moss I'm fine. Nurse said I didn't do any serious damage.Moss:
I'm standing over here.Roy:
I know, I know, I'm joking. I'm fine. What are we going to do about her?Moss:
Well, I just went in and she was having a pretend conversation.Roy:
Really?Moss:
Yes. she's a little bit weird to say the least.(sprays his ear)
Roy:
What's that?Moss:
Oh, just water. Sometimes I get a hot ear and this helps cool it down. She is quite the oddball. Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX81?
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