The Invention of Lying Page #2

-Sure.

-Yeah.

Well, call me tomorrow

if you still like me when you're sober.

I might.

Oh! Thank you for kissing me on the cheek.

I know you didn't have to do...

You're very pretty! Good night!

...first used

roughly 4,000 years ago on Celtic chariots,

was, for the most part,

unchanged by man until the late 1800s.

Hi, I'm Bob:
I'm the spokesperson

for The Coca-Cola Company.

I'm here today to ask you

to continue buying Coke.

I'm sure it's the drink

you've been drinking for years

and if you still enjoy it, well,

I'd like to remind you

to buy it again sometime soon.

It's basically just brown sugar water.

Haven't changed the ingredients much lately,

so there's nothing new

I can tell you about that.

Changed the can around a little bit, though.

You can see the colours are different there,

and we've added a polar bear,

so the kids like us.

Coke's very high in sugar,

and like any high-calorie soda,

it can lead to obesity in children and adults

who don't sustain a very healthy diet.

And that's it. It's Coke.

- Everyone knows it.

I work for Coke.

And I'm asking you to not stop buying Coke.

That's all.

It's a bit sweet.

Thank you.

Hold the elevator.

-Hey, Mark. How's it going?

-Hi, Frank. Not too well.

I went on a date last night with a girl

I've had a crush on for years,

and she'll most likely never call me again.

Oh, and I think I'm getting fired today.

How about you?

Oh, I'm not too great, actually.

I've been throwing up pain killers all night

because I'm too afraid to take enough

to actually kill myself, so...

See you tomorrow.

If I'm not dead, then sure.

-Good. That's settled, then.

-All right. Have a nice day.

Cheers.

This isn't natural!

None of this is natural! We're all animals!

Why am I wearing clothes?

How do you people live like this?

Why is there all this concrete?

I woke up this morning and realised,

not only do I not love you,

but also the thought

of sleeping with you sickens me.

That should make me not love you,

but it only makes me love you more.

I just don't want to go in there today.

I just don't, you know?

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