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You are the Gandalf
to my Bilbo Baggins.
But of all The Lord of the Rings
references I could make...
...this is the most important:
I am Gollum.
And you're my precious.
Smagol needs Aaron.
One Ring to rule them all!
And in the darkness bind them.
Now, get up here! Get up here!
- Come up here, buddy. I love you
- Okay.
- I f***ing love you
- I love-
- Hey.
- Hey.
Jake.
Hey.
Yeah, like, what's that?
Come on, man, what's happening?
- Hey, yeah. What's happening?
- How's it going, dude?
We haven't seen each other
since graduation. Right?
Yeah. Probably.
And, wait, am I wrong? You're
a junior producer on 60 Minutes, right?
- I'm now a senior producer. Yeah.
- No way, man. That's awesome.
Look at us.
Both producing news for television.
Yeah.
- What was that?
- Nothing.
It was something. What's thejoke?
You've got your job, I've got mine.
But they're different.
Yours is cool.
Mine's just a little more serious
What? We have the same job.
I report real news.
You know, stuff that matters.
You report on all the cool:
"Who's getting new b*obs?"
And the fun eating-disorder stuff.
60 Minutes too, right?
- it's only been on for 80 f***ing years.
- Look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't say this,
but we got an opening at 60 Minutes.
- And we could use somebody like you.
- Are you serious?
I'm f***ing with you, man. Come on!
You'd be eaten alive at our office.
I'm gonna catch up with these guys,
but cheers, man, congrats.
Or whatever.
When did the hair begin to go?
I would say, around The Outsiders.
When you're ready.
I don't think I'll ever be ready, but....
Oh, wig's coming off.
Oh, Jesus f***.
Why does he keep the long pieces?
His head looks like somebody's taint.
- You barely look different.
- Thanks, man.
You said you were bald.
- So freeing!
- Rob.
Is there anything that you would like
to say to America?
Good evening. I'm Phillip Sterling
with a UBS News special report.
Kim Jong-uns military forces...
...targeted an uninhabited
South Pacino island...
...with a 15-megaton
thermonuclear ICBM.
We're not live anymore.
- They cut our feed,
- Off the air?!
Goddamn it!
Rob, put your f***ing wig on.
They f***ed us. Goddamn it!
What's going on?
Dude, seriously, what is up with you?
Know how I'm good
at picking up energies?
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe
right now. What's going on?
We have millions of viewers every night
and what do we do?
We just shovel sh*t into their faces.
We could be doing something positive.
We could be having on authors,
activists, politicians.
That's what people want.
"Give us some sh*t. Mangia.
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