The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Page #3

Oh my gosh you got me again. Yes I did. You never learn. He never learns.

I'm sorry

Hey Jim, I think you got something in your pocket.

Thank you Mr. Marvelton.

Oh look who's here Burt.

Anton, Lucius Belvedere, Rick the Implausible

This is a retreat. I can't remember the last time i saw you two together off stage.

We're both busy thats all.

We see each other everyday.

So how's the show going? Not so good. Good.

Pretty good. Its OK.

I'm in the lobby doing the 2-2:30 shift.

Wednesdays through well just Wednesdays plus i'm doing some webisodes drum up business that way.

What the hell is a webispode?

Are you being serious?

It's a show that you do on the internet

Just like being on TV or movie except you don't go through all the hassle

with people seeing it.

What happen to your hand?

Oh one of my bengal tigers have been getting a little bitty lately.

That's why we're comedy magicians not a big cat magician I wanna kill on stage.

Not have some tiger rip my hand, I don't wanna get killed. I wanna kill on. You know what? Just forget it.

It's tough, It is tough. it's tough. It was funnier in my head.

If i spend more than an hour away from my cats. They forget who I am and attack me.

Sounds like my wife and kids.

If my wife and kids you know I meant my ferrets.

You know if I had a wife and kids you know I wasn't just home alone.

What's going on out there?

eating popsicle after popsicle

I don't know we should probably go check it out right like a group, a bunch of friends.

Appreciate it, seems like an open mided crowd.

but things are about to happen out here that may be difficult for you to process.

If you're at all screamish.

I encourage you to shelter inside the casinos.

Move along.

or just turn it off.

Now give me a moment.

Congradulations.

Truly brave.

I only hope your ready to face the fire!

Get it off!

He totally nailed you with that fireball.

Sorry.

Guilty pleasure.

You're a really good sport.

Whatever that means.

Would you like to help me with a trick?

Sure.

Ooh, now he done it.

Who is this hot mess?

It's Steve Grey, the street magician.

That guys a magician?

He doesn't even have a costume.

Pick a card.

Show it to the crowd, then you.

Now take the marker from your pocket.

and write your mother's name on that card.

But I don't have a...

Oh snap!

Pen.

What's with all the cameras.

He's shooting his cable show, Steve Grey brain rapist.

Brain rapist?

Yeah.

You live in a bubble or something?

Come on, come on.

Dorothy, his mother's name is Dorathy.

Pretty name.

I'm gonna take Dorothy and slide her to the center of the deck.

and put her back in my pocket.

Now punch me in the face.

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