The Inbetweeners Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2008
- 25 min
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that would be true for me...
would be if I went straight from school
to prison and stayed there until I died.
How many times is that
she's caught you now?
Four. But this was the worst.
Mask, snorkel, ham.
OK, one last one for luck.
Ooooh!
Good. Old-school wedgie.
To be admired, in a way.
Squashing the balls now.
Ooh! That does not tickle!
Argh!
Mark! What the f***
do you think you're doing? Put him down.
All right, calm down.
Just saying goodbye to Bender Squad.
- Have a nice life, d*ckheads.
- Oh, grow up! God!
- Are you OK, Will?
- Fine! Slightly chafed arse crack,
- but, no, basically fine, thanks.
- Hi, Simon.
OK, well, bye, then.
F***ing b*tch.
Is she?
No.
Oh, God... I just really miss her.
It's all right, mate. I understand.
- It's not that, Neil.
- Is it her lovely snatch?
- No.
- I know it feels rough now, Si,
but you just need to give it some time.
I'm just worried I'll never get over her.
- I can help you with that!
- Can you?
Yeah! From now on, every time
you mention the Moanatronic 5000,
- you get a slap in the balls.
- Do you mean Carli?
Ow! For f***'s sake, Jay!
- You were warned.
- How's that helping?!
Stopped you from crying like a baby,
for one.
So my life is still ruined,
but now my balls ache too. Thanks, Jay
No, your life is just about to begin,
mate!
Now you've been dumped, we can all go
Two weeks of sun, sea, sex, sand, booze,
sex, minge, fanny and tits.
And booze.
And sex!
He's put it horrifically,
but he's probably right.
take your mind off her.
Plus, it's the perfect time to go.
Yeah, they say the summer is
the perfect time for a summer holiday.
Come on, Si, what do you say?
The lads on tour!
- And you.
- Yes, and me! One of the lads.
Yeah, f*** it, go on, then.
Maybe it will help.
Course it will!
And, I promise you, Si,
we'll go somewhere
so full of fit birds,
it'll be like shooting
clunge in a barrel.
What a lovely image
So, that was it.
We were no longer schoolboys.
And to prove our independence,
we were off on the holiday of a lifetime
without our parents...
after we'd made them pay for it.
I know this is the first time you've ever
been away from me, but don't go crazy.
When have I ever gone crazy?!
That time you drank all that shandy
at Debra's wedding. You went pretty wild!
- He was running round, his pants down,
shouting, "I've got a white slug!"
- Mum!
- Oh, hello, Kevin!
Looks like just Jay
we're waiting for, then.
Yes, it does "look like" that,
doesn't it? God! Sorry about her.
Are you all right, Neil?
Your face is a bit weird.
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