The Iceman

Synopsis: In the 1960s, Richard Kuklinski is working as a porn film lab tech until his mob bosses persuade him to change his career into that of a contract killer. For years, Kuklinski gains a reputation for cold blooded professionalism even as he raises a family who are kept in the dark about his true career. Unfortunately, mob politics ultimately forces him to secretly work independently with the psychopathic Robert 'Mr. Freezy' Pronge. As much as Kuklinski tries to keep his lives separate, circumstances and his own weaknesses threaten a terrible collision as the consequences of his choices finally catch up to him.
Director(s): Ariel Vromen
Production: Millennium Entertainment
  2 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
106 min

Mr. Kuklinski.

Do you ha ve any regrets

for the things you 've done?

You know, it's not very polite.

Ask a girl out for coffee,

you should have

something to say.

Like what?

I don't know.

You're the one

that asked me here.

So, what do you do

for a living?

I dub cartoons for Disney.

No way!

What's your favorite?




What is that?

He, he used to be some sort

of devil, I think.

I don't know.

I was trying to look tough,

I guess.

How come?

Does it bother you?

Not at all.

You're, uh, you're a, you're

a prettier version of...


Nah. No, what were

you going to say?

Um, uh...

You were going to say something.


No. Nothing.

So, you got any family, or...?

Yeah, my sister and brother are

around somewhere, I guess.

What, you don't talk to them?

Not really. They're lousy


Well, I guess it runs

in the family.

Most people I talk to don't

have nothing to say.

No, l... I didn't mean

anything. I just...

I get nervous

around new people.

I didn't mean you.

No? Okay.

You're a prettier version

of Natalie Wood.

I don't look anything like her.

To me, you do.


I thought it was bad luck to cheer

with water.

I don't believe in bad luck.

Oh, you're funny.

I hope so.

I'm sorry. My aunt is

always late.

You don't have to wait.

I don't mind.

I had a really good time.

I'm glad you insisted.

You mind if I call you again?

Please do. That would

be great.

Um, here she is.


It's Earl, right?

What do you do?

I do business.

I'm a businessman.

Ask Terry.

He knows.

Yeah. He delivers,

uh, fucking diapers.

What do you do?

Me and Ritchie,

we make porno movies.

Yeah, we dub 'em.

So, Terry, which one of these guys

dates that girl Deborah?

That'll be Ritchie.


Yeah, how do you know Deborah?

My friend Danny

went out with her.

Girl waited three weeks

to tell him she doesn't have sex

'til she's married.

Hey, Earl, have some fucking

respect, okay?

It's his future wife

you're talking about.

I guess, if he's

desperate enough.


Yeah, I'm pretty desperate.

But, where there's a will...

Oh! Nice

shot, Ritchie.

There's a way, my friend.

Good shot,

Ritchie. Jesus.



Where there's a will,

there's a way.

Unbelievable, man.

Good job.

Hey, what the f*ck

you think you're doing?

No, what is this, man?

Come on. What?

This asshole turns you down,

so I take the bait?

Easy, Earl, you just

pay what you owe.

No, I'm not paying

you anything.

Put the money on the table.

Put that money on the table.

Trust me.

Take your money.

All right, go.

Go to your porn lab,

jerk off with your friends.

I'm going to f*ck

a real woman tonight.


And good luck getting

your dick in her.

Take a walk.

It's not worth it, Rich.

Yeah, Ritchie,

don't sweat that.

Not worth it.

Come on, stack 'em up.


Dr. Hunter, to Delivery, please.

Dr. Hunter,

to Delivery, please.

Mr. Kuklinski?


Your wife and daughter

are in recovery. They're doing fine.

Oh, thanks. Thanks.

Uh, can I see them?

Come with me.

All right.

They're in here.

Oh, wow.

They're asleep now.


you're a father.



What the f*ck's the matter

with you? You still there?

We're still seven boxes short.

They called me twice already.

They're probably on the way over

there as we speak.

Don't we got any shoes to give,

it's the wrong date?

Roy Demeo is with them.

This fucking guy is crazy.

Go home to your family.

Trust me on this. Okay.

Hang up the phone

and walk out. You hear me, Ritchie?

All right.

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