The Hunting Party Page #2

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sort of thing.

- Yes, sir. It will be done.

- Good.

- Watch the land mine.

- What?

Okay, really, this isn't funny.

First overseas assignment

producing a piece on something

you seem to know very little about,

could be pretty damn funny.

Yeah, Franklin and my father

thought this would be a good

first foreign assignment for me.

You know, get my feet wet.

And whose kid are you again?

The network vice-president's.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

I'm trying to read everything I can,

but this war was complicated as all hell.

It was hell.

Ain't nothing complicated about that.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Duck!

He has actually graced us with his presence.

And his expense account.

Drinks on the network.

No, it's not.

Don't listen to anything he says.

Hey, man.

Back in the trenches

with the commoners, huh?

- Oh, Brady, you look great.

- Good to see you, man.

- You look like sh*t, mate.

- So does your mama.

It's all that money and p*ssy.

It's f***ing destroyed him.

Two Sarajevskas, please.

Excuse me if I can afford a bar of soap.

All y'all look like y'all need a bath.

Duck!

- We have a very special guest this evening.

- What?

- And she's a virgin.

- No.

We gonna get her f***ed up!

Your first time,

and you're traveling with Duck?

I hope you brought your flak jacket.

Last newbie who traveled with him

lost one of his balls.

It's true.

That's why they sent the Duck

back to New York.

He attracts mortar fire

like sh*t attracts flies.

- Jubilee, buddy.

- Jubilee.

It's good to see you.

It's insane. NATO has 20,000

peace-keeping troops

in a country half the size of Kentucky,

and they can't find

any of these f***ing war criminals.

There's no way this country is going

to get its economy back up

until it starts catching

some of these a**holes.

Until they catch the Fox.

Now that would be a great story.

Yeah? Who's the Fox?

Where's that Bosnian war book

you've been reading?

Uh-oh.

It never gets old.

It's not pretty.

Thank you.

Doctor Dragoslav Boghanovic,

the Fox,

is the most wanted war criminal in Bosnia.

During the war,

he ordered the rape and murder

of thousands of innocent Muslims.

There's a $5 million bounty

on his little arrogant head.

Oh.

Yeah.

You got everyone from the UN,

CIA, and NATO,

and every bounty hunter

from here to Chuck Norris

looking for him.

I think that poor boy needs

some slivovice quick.

It's good.

It's brandy.

Yeah? How good?

Let's put it this way.

There's an old Bosnian saying

that when a bottle of this stuff

is on the table,

the devil's sitting in the corner laughing.

You know what I was just thinking of?

If every day is a holiday

at the Holiday Inn...

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