The Hungover Games Page #2
I really am.
Especially that
little blonde schoolgirl
situation youve got
going on right there.
But right now we
really just need to
find our friend
and be on our way.
The Sponsors will eat
that bromance sh*t up
with a spoon.
Speaking of which.
Okay, let me guess,
how to win the Games?
If you wanna live long enough
to find your
pansy little friend,
youd best learn
to listen to me.
If theres two things
I know, its hangovers
and murdering for sport.
And, hey,
one of yall might
get out of here alive.
Did you just say
one of us?
Mm-hmm.
I gotta find a vein.
WOMAN ON TV:
You're watchingCapitol Sports.
Skip, its my favourite time
of the year.
The weather is warming,
the tig ol bitties
is coming out
and right now,
its time for
the Hungover Games!
A great competition
shaping up this year.
Contestants from
the Superheroes District
are once again
among the favourites.
The Puppet District
and the Depp District
are particularly intriguing to
Stephen A. Timplesmith.
Johnny Depp.
Is there any weirdo
this guy wont play?
Straight freak!
Next up, we have
The Real Housewives
ofDistrict 8.
have about a 0% chance
of surviving the Games.
White girls!
Got me one at home.
Next up, weve got
the Django District.
Now Django is tough,
but lets get
this straight, Skip.
He will never be LeBron.
Now, on the Django team
we have famed
plantation owner,
Calvin Dandy.
Ironically,
hes a good friend of mine.
All right, next up
we have the Gratuitous
Nudity District.
Dizzamn!
Everybody knows
you cannot make
entertainment like this
without some inexplicable,
unwarranted nudity.
And finally our field
is rounded out
by our outlying districts.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
District 9, Avatar.
District 10, Horror.
District 11,
Katnip Everlean.
District 12,
The Hungover Guys.
Hey!
That looks like us
and Doug!
Look, weve got about
48 hours to find him
and get him back
to that wedding.
Okay.
I guess its time for us
to kill some motherfuckers.
(GIGGLES)
WOMAN:
All right, I needthree to run this drill.
Lets go!
I have the power!
Come on, c*nt.
Oh, foo.
Another year,
another murder.
What a crop
of freakazoids.
(GRUNTING)
Stop swinging that
in my face.
That is dangerous.
That is not a toy!
Zach, will you stop?
Youre making us
look like idiots.
No, Mr I Cant Even
Pick Up This Boulder.
(YELLING)
Youre making us look bad
in front of the Sponsors.
Why are they all
dressed like that?
Looks like a Lady Gaga
family reunion.
Look, you see that?
Our odds are
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