The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

(girls whimpering)

(girls grunting)

(moans)

(sobbing)

(somber instrumental music)

(birds squawking)

(birds chirping)

(coughing)

(rain pattering)

(thunder rumbling)

- F***, f***, f***, f***, f***!

- Ian, please!

Could you just calm down?

- He did not know

I took the car.

He will be

absolutely f***ing furious.

- Your dad

doesn't have to find out.

We can come back

and get it tomorrow

when we have the keys!

- F***!

Don't even think

for half a second

you're going to break open

that car, mate.

So get out of my face.

(keys jingling)

What are you f***ing looking at?

Stop looking at

my girlfriend, midget!

- Ian, please!

- You want to fucky-fucky her?

No way in hell,

'cause let me tell you,

there's only one guy

who fucks her,

and I f*** her real good,

so go home and f*** mom now

you demented dwarf!

(gunshot)

(screaming)

(gunshots)

(screaming)

(groaning)

(screams)

(crowbar clatters)

(panting)

No, please!

Please, no!

(screaming)

No, please!

Please, plea...

Don't!

Ian!

(coughing)

(engine revving)

(tires squealing)

(brakes screech)

(wheezing and coughing)

(inhaler hisses)

(audio rewinding)

(no audio)

(breathing deeply)

(moans)

- Hey, I hope you're not

time wasting, you.

I've got a dozen people

waiting to look at this place,

most of them paying cash

as well.

You got cash?

Right, the light switch is

somewhere here I think.

(giggling)

- Hey, come on, let's get

this f***ing lease signed, hey?

(thunder booming)

(electricity crackles)

(thunder rumbling)

(grunting)

(inhaler hisses)

(coughing)

(screaming)

(grunting)

(electricity crackles)

(screaming)

(cell phone ringing)

(phone keypad beeping)

- Hi, this is Marc

from USA Actors Management

regarding your audition request

for our clients

Miss Williams

and Mr. Kitamura

from Human Centipede.

Neither is available for the

auditions in London right now

because they're shooting

a movie,

but thank you for the interest.

Maybe we can do something

in the future.

Good-bye.

(baby crying)

- Stop them tears.

You're just making

Daddy's willy harder.

(baby continues crying)

(floorboard creaking)

(electricity crackles)

(crying stops)

(insect buzzing)

(clock ticking)

(snifts)

Oh, my God.

Have you sh*t yourself again?

You swine.

I've called Dr. Sebring,

and he's waiting.

Get up!

(pots clanging)

(door creaks)

(sighs)

Hello, Martin.

(moans)

(squealing)

(chuckles)

Mmm.

Martin...

come and join us.

Well..

Martin, I have your Ventolin.

Martin, I'm here today

because your mother is

very worried about you.

- He keeps on talking

about a centipede

with 12 people.

What does that mean?

- Now, let's see.

A centipede can be considered

a phallic symbol.

Centipedes are

very aggressive creatures.

Their bite can be very painful.

Maybe he is connecting the pain

that a centipede inflicts

with the pain inflicted on him

through years of psychological

and sexual abuse by his father.

- I miss my husband.

And it's your fault

that he's in prison!

- Sometimes people

that are mentally challenged

and have a history

of sexual abuse...

mutilate

their own sexual organs.

I'm sorry.

I going to have to go.

There's nothing to worry about.

I'm sure it's just

a passing phase.

Hmm?

Martin.

Ah.

You're a good boy.

Mrs. Lomax.

- I've decided to kill us both.

(bass music thumping)

This music is driving me crazy!

I can't stand this any more!

(knocking at door)

He can't stand it any more!

Come on, tell him.

Be a man like your father.

- Stop f***ing bothering me,

you retard.

I play my f***ing music

as loud as I f***ing want, okay?

- Kill us both.

I'm begging you.

- Shut your f***ing mouth,

you old c*nt.

What the f***?

(screaming)

- I will play my music

so f***ing loud,

it's going to make

your f***ing ears bleed,

you cock-sucking dwarf.

Next time,

you batter that f***ing ceiling,

I'm gonna come down

and break your f***ing neck,

F***!

F***ing little cocksucker.

Don't f***ing bang

that f***ing ceiling

any-f***ing-more, okay?

You cock-sucking retard!

(zipper unzips)

(grunts and sniffles)

- The lips from B and C

and the anus of A and B

are cut circular

along the border

between skin and mucosa,

the mucus cutaneous zone...

the circular mucosa

and skin parts

of anus and mouth

from A to B and B to C.

Connecting

the pedicellated grafts

to the chin-cheek incisions

from A to B, connected...

Ingestion by A

passing through B

to the excretion of C.

A human centipede...

first sequence.

(woman sobbing on video)

(man screaming on video)

(ominous music)

- Will you give me a high five

when we get there?

(baby crying)

- Hey.

(tires squealing)

(gunshots)

(glass shattering)

(brakes screech)

(woman screaming)

(crowbar clanging)

(baby crying)

(woman screaming)

(whimpering)

- Shh, shh.

(babbling)

(woman sobbing)

(coughing)

(wheezing)

(inhaler hisses)

(whispers) My lead.

My lead.

Hey, man.

(mutters)

- Hey, man.

(muttering)

(speaking German)

(grunting)

- Ja, komm.

(moaning and grunting)

(speaking indistinctly)

Yeah!

Yeah, coma up ham.

Come up, oh, yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah!

Very good!

Yeah!

I did if!

(cackles)

(speaking indistinctly)

(camera clicks and whirs)

(all sobbing)

(man speaking Japanese)

(inhales sharply)

(moaning)

- Whoo-hoo!

- Why do these stupid things

never work?

(grunting and moaning)

(cell phone ringing)

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