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- (CHUCKLES)
- Think it's time for an Alex sandwich?
BOTH:
Mmm.Please stay, please stay.
BOTH:
Stay, stay, stay.- Okay. Okay, I'll stay.
- (ZOMBIES SNARLING)
- Brains.
- Brains.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Brains.
(SQUELCHING)
KATE:
Whoa!- Oh, my God!
- SCOTT:
Oh!(GAVEL BANGING)
BOB:
All right, town.We'd now like to open up
the floor to its citizens.
First up on the docket,
Council would like to
recognize Officer Chandler.
Good afternoon.
approximately 3:
14 a.m.,vandals spray-painted what
appears to be a male penis
and accompanying genitalia
on the high school football field.
It has since been removed.
BOB:
All right.Town would like to
recognize Frank Theodorakis.
$1,500 of fines
for the height of my hedges.
This is bullshit, Bob.
Screw this town.
I am out of here.
Right after I say this.
Raina, baby, please come home.
- You're my wife.
- Oh, God.
- I love you, and I want you to come home.
- Frank, shut up. Stop it.
This is the only time I can
be in the same room with you.
- Come home!
- Just not here!
SCOTT:
It's not going theway you think it's going.
I want it, but I've gotta turn
this around. Raina, just...
- Stop it. Go. Just...
- FRANK:
Oh, come on!RAINA:
And where thehell is our car, Frank?
BOB:
Well, looks likeFox Meadow's having
its own little soap
opera play out here.
I'm sorry.
No need to apologize to us.
Just apologize to yourself
for making a bad decision.
On a bad man.
Moving on to the next issue.
If we could, please.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Fox Meadow's most exciting project,
the town pool!
- (APPLAUSE)
- (GASPS OF AWE)
What?
BOB:
The actual poolwill be five pools,
picnic area, playground,
state-of-the-art
locker room,
and the best food court
in the tri-state area.
(CLEARS THROAT) All
right, the last item
on today's agenda is 207-G,
that is the Fox Meadow Scholarship,
rewarding one hardworking
high school student...
This is us. He's talking about us.
by paying their college tuition.
This year's recipient is none
other than Alex Johansen.
- Alex Johansen.
- Alex... Yes!
Unfortunately, the town is facing
some devastating
budget cuts this year
and I'm afraid the
scholarship is an indulgence
that the town can no longer afford.
- (GASPS)
- (CROWD MURMURING)
(BOTH STAMMERING)
All right, so if that is
it, then we can move on.
- Hold on, please.
- Bob...
Are you saying that you don't
have money for the scholarship,
but you have money for the town pools?
Look, I would love to give
Alex this scholarship.
Heck, I'd love to give
everybody a free education.
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