The House

Synopsis: After the town scholarship program no longer has funding, two parents are left without money to send their daughter to university. Left without any other options, they along with a friend, start an illegal casino in his home to make cash before the summer ends.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Andrew Jay Cohen
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

push it a little later.

No. There's only now.

There is no later, right?

- We'll... We'll talk.


All right, buddy. All right.

Guys, high school's over.

And, let's face it, we're

not ready for college.

It seems like being a freshman in college

means you have to be prepared

to get date raped, right?

I don't understand the difference

between, like, rape and date rape.

Oh, I think date rape is when you go

to dinner and a movie, and then rape.

- She's talking to her friends about how sad she is.

- Yeah.

Look at their body language.

They don't want to leave their parents.

We're gonna pack everything we should

have done at high school into this summer.

I mean, I kind of told my parents

I'd hang out with them this summer.

- That's weird.

- No, my parents are fun.

For parents, they're fun.

For people, they're the worst. I...

Does your mom even talk to you, Rachel?


How did we get so lucky

to snag a kid like that?

I don't know.

Kind of feel like

I'm losing my best friend.

Gotten so used to it being us three.

What's it gonna be like

when it's just us? (CHUCKLES)

- Well, it's gonna...


Come on!

- I mean, yeah!


Empty nest?

This nest is gonna be

filled with our loving.

- Yes!

- Yeah!

It's gonna be a regular

f*ck fest around here.

Oh, yeah! Get your passport ready,

'cause we're...

We'll be going to f*ck town.

What a nice party.

Hey, thank you so much for the party.

Oh, you're welcome.

- It was really fun.

I had such a good time.

Rachel invited me over

to her house tonight,

and I was wondering if I could go.

Well, we were gonna

watch Walking Dead.

What's more fun,

hanging with your friends,

or watching zombies eat

people with your parents?

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