The Hotel New Hampshire Page #3
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- Year:
- 1984
- 109 min
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can only be what it is. An old school.
I went to school there.
I know it inside and out.
Do you realize how cheaply
one can buy it?
Do you realize how much
it would cost to fix it up?
Why a hotel? You're always saying
this is such a crummy town,
who'd wanna stay here?
Maybe not want to,
but have to.
The parents of those kids at our
school, they come to visit, right?
There's no place for them
to stay.
people would stay here.
- Oh, hi, Howard.
- Oh, it's you, Win Berry.
What're you doing here?
Just between you and me, Howard,
we're gonna buy this place
amd turn it into a hotel.
Can't you just imagine it?
A family run hotel.
We'll have the place to ourselves
most of the time.
Our hotel.
The hotel New Hampshire.
Hey, come here.
If only Dad had found
another bear,
he wouldn't have needed
to buy a hotel.
Franny was right.
Just as father thought bears could
survive living with humans,
living in hotels.
Hey, these are all screwed down.
You can't move them around.
Why should anyone have to move
hotel furniture around?
You gonna leave the blackboards?
So long as they are clean,
what's the harm?
This job's gonna be harder than...
trying to rape a rhinoceros.
This is Miss Rhonda Ray, who's
going to be head maid and waitress.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm pleased to meet you.
Miss Ray remembers seeing State
when he was touring
a real bear.
They were trying to undress him.
out of undressing a bear.
Okay.
- No meat.
- No meat?
They probably don't even know
what a steak is.
- Do you like Rhonda, John?
- He's going to.
Like you and Chipper Dove?
Lilly, try to eat something
and then you'll grow.
What's that?
- Who isn't growing?
- It's me.
- I've stopped growing.
- We come from Finland.
- And we never had a dwarf there.
- What are you saying?
Yes.
- A dwarf!
- Bullshit!
She's no dwarf!
She's a baby.
Why don't you all put your chairs to
my table and have some drinks on me?
Mine is stuck.
Everything's screwed down around
here. You know what I'm saying?
I mean this is the ship we're on.
We're on a big cruise
around the world.
Around and around the big wheel goes
and where she stops nobody knows.
- Everybody ride the rides.
- Fill the glass.
- Come on, Pop. Let's get some air.
- Of course your chairs are nailed down.
That way when the sh*t hits the fan
at the Hotel New Hampshire...
- What are you doing later, sweetie?
- Come on, Pop.
Nobody gets blown away,
there you are, girls.
- Let's get some air.
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