The Hotel New Hampshire

Synopsis: The film talks about a family that weathers all sorts of disasters and keeps going in spite of it all. It is noted for its wonderful assortment of oddball characters.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Tony Richardson
Production: Vestron Video
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
109 min

about money?

You got a great wife, beautiful kids,

you got a good job.

What do you care if the pay's not

that great?

Think about it, my boy.

You're a lucky man.

I don't want to be a teacher.

You know what I know about you,

my son?

You live in the future.

You're a daydreamer.

I want something better.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hello, darling.

- Is John home yet?

- Not yet.


Come here.

Come here. Hello.

- Sorrow farted again.

- Franny, please.

- Stop standing on your toes.

- What?

Stop standing on your toes, Egg.

If she hasn't grown in two years,

I doubt she's grown in the last 2 days.

- Hi, Dad.

- Hi.

- Hi, Gramps.

- Hi, honey.


Hey, kid, you know your sister has

the nicest ass in school?

- Is she banging anybody?

- She's got great tits, too.

Yeah, but her ass is what's

really special.

Say hello to your sister.

Lilly, don't worry about it.

- Just try to eat a little more.

- So I'm small. Everybody says so.

So what's the matter

with being small?

Nothing, dear, you can be

as small as you want.

- What did he say?

- He's a scum.

He talked about your ass, your tits,

even your feet.

My feet?

- What did he say about my feet?

- Your ass is all he cares about.

I don't care. I'm not

that interested.

Well, he's interested.

Stick with the others.

Some are sweet, but...

God! The others are just boring,

boring, boring!

- It's important the first time.

- Why?

Because it is.

Because it's the first time. It's the one

that sticks with you forever.

Well, everybody knows

what you're thinking.

- You don't know what I'm thinking.

- Oh, you mean about me?

I know you think about me

too much.

Remember you used to be

stronger than me, remember?

Oh, let me go! Let me go!

- Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

- Why don't you two grow up?

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Tony Richardson

Cecil Antonio "Tony" Richardson (5 June 1928 – 14 November 1991) was an English theatre and film director and producer whose career spanned five decades. In 1964, he won the Academy Award for Best Director for the film Tom Jones. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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