The Hotel New Hampshire

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about money?

You got a great wife, beautiful kids,

you got a good job.

What do you care if the pay's not

that great?

Think about it, my boy.

You're a lucky man.

I don't want to be a teacher.

You know what I know about you,

my son?

You live in the future.

You're a daydreamer.

I want something better.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hello, darling.

- Is John home yet?

- Not yet.

Sorrow.

Come here.

Come here. Hello.

- Sorrow farted again.

- Franny, please.

- Stop standing on your toes.

- What?

Stop standing on your toes, Egg.

If she hasn't grown in two years,

I doubt she's grown in the last 2 days.

- Hi, Dad.

- Hi.

- Hi, Gramps.

- Hi, honey.

Hi.

Hey, kid, you know your sister has

the nicest ass in school?

- Is she banging anybody?

- She's got great tits, too.

Yeah, but her ass is what's

really special.

Say hello to your sister.

Lilly, don't worry about it.

- Just try to eat a little more.

- So I'm small. Everybody says so.

So what's the matter

with being small?

Nothing, dear, you can be

as small as you want.

- What did he say?

- He's a scum.

He talked about your ass, your tits,

even your feet.

My feet?

- What did he say about my feet?

- Your ass is all he cares about.

I don't care. I'm not

that interested.

Well, he's interested.

Stick with the others.

Some are sweet, but...

God! The others are just boring,

boring, boring!

- It's important the first time.

- Why?

Because it is.

Because it's the first time. It's the one

that sticks with you forever.

Well, everybody knows

what you're thinking.

- You don't know what I'm thinking.

- Oh, you mean about me?

I know you think about me

too much.

Remember you used to be

stronger than me, remember?

Oh, let me go! Let me go!

- Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!

- Why don't you two grow up?

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