The Hot Chick Page #2

Synopsis: Jessica Spencer is the hottest, most popular girl in high school. Jessica, her best friend April, and a couple of other hot girls Lulu and Keecia visit the mall to hang out and do some shopping. They enter a new age store, where they check out a pair of ancient earrings. Unbeknownst to Jessica, these are magical ones set in ancient Abyssinia. A princess known as Princess Nawa is disgusted by the groom of her arranged marriage and switches bodies with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings. Since the earrings are not for sale, Jessica steals them. But the next morning she gets a big dose of reality when she wakes up in the body of a 30-something lowlife male, Clive, a career criminal. Clive finds himself in Jessica's body. Now it's up to Jessica (in Clive's body) to find a way to get her body back, while Clive (in Jessica's body) takes advantage of his new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica!
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Actors: Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
29
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
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PG-13
Year:
2002
104 min
Website
2,550 Views

Hey, that's for|Doug Flutie's kids!

- Aah!|- [ Bell dings ]

[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

- Aah!|- Aah!

[ Laughter ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

- [ Tires squeal ]|- I'm in here!

- [ Bell dings ]|- Help!

Whoo!

[ Tires squeal, bell dings ]

[ Horn honks ]

Agh!

Agh!

[ Girls giggling ]

You look really good.|[ Laughs ]

Really good.

Um, excuse me...

[ Gasping ]

The gas cap's on "th"a"t" side.

Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.

[ Girls laugh ]

Uh, hello...

full service.

And, um, could you,|like, check the oil

and all that other junk|under the hood?

Like his job is that hard.

[ All laugh ]

Minimum wage|for a maximum loser.

Oh, good one.

Hey...check this out.

[ Horn honks ]

Ow!

[ All laughing ]

[ Grunting ]

Sorry. Accident.

You're so bad!

- [ Laughter ]|- I'm okay.

It's okay. I'm okay.

Hey, how much you bet|I can get him again?

[ Horn honks ]

- [ Grunts ]|- [ All laughing ]

Oh. Uhh.

- [ Sizzling ]|- Ow! Oh!

[ All giggling ]

Oops.

- [ Bell dings, horn honks ]|- Whoo!

It's the summer, the summer

Yo, my cats are trippin',|it's the summer

I'll get my swerve on,|fight evil villains gone

So come on now

I've been locked in a room|not waiting for long

And to tell you the truth

I don't even want to|sing this song

The sun is up, that's what|my crew is all about...

I'm so pretty.

Booger.

[ Giggling ]

Booger! [ Sighs ]

I told you not to|go through my stuff.

What are you doing|wearing my bra?!

I'm not "we"a"ring" your bra.

I was simply holding it|against myself.

Get out of my room,|you little turd!

Wait a minute.

What happened to you?

Nothing.

[ Gasps ]

Did that Cavanaugh kid|do this to you?

[ Sighs ]

All right. Come here.

He is such a punk.

You know, one of these days,|he's gonna get it.

There you go.

Better.

Is that my lipstick?!

[ Smooches ]

[ Scoffs ]

Ohhhhh!

[ Horn honks ]

[ Introduction to Butch Walker's|"Take Tomorrow" plays ]

Give me all your fear

Throw it all away

And think about|the good things

No matter what they say

We'll take tomorrow, baby

Yeah

One day at a time

Hey.

Hi.

[ Sighs softly ]

[ Sighs ]

Oh, Jess,|when you do that...

my whole leg tingles|and shakes.

Really?

Well, what happens|if I kiss you...

there?

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughs ]

You have to come snowboarding|with me this weekend.

Oh, silly Billy nilly,

I told you I'm not|having sex with you.

No.

We could sip hot chocolate

and play Scrabble|with my little brother.

[ Laughs ]

You call it whatever you want.

I'm still not having sex|with you.

[ Sighs ]

Billy...

look...

you know how important|this is to me.

And when that|special moment happens,

I just...I want it|to be perfect.

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Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). He is one of only two players to win five Super Bowls (the other being defensive player Charles Haley) and the only player to win them all playing for one team. After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late draft selection, Brady is considered to be the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft. In Brady's 16 seasons as a starter, he has quarterbacked the Patriots to eight Super Bowl appearances, the most for any player in history. Brady has been honored with four Super Bowl MVP awards (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI), the most ever by a single player, has won three league MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017), has been selected to 13 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (15) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2017 regular season, Brady is fourth all-time in total career passing yards, tied for third (with Drew Brees) in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 27–10, winning more playoff games than any other quarterback, and he has appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback in the NFL. His combined regular-season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Brady also holds the record of being the oldest player to win the Super Bowl MVP at 39 years of age, and the oldest player to win the regular season MVP at the age of 40. Because of his numerous accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks of all time.For his alleged involvement in the highly publicized Deflategate football tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 NFL season. Subsequently, Brady went on to win Super Bowl LI and was awarded Super Bowl MVP that season. more…

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