The Hot Chick

Synopsis: Jessica Spencer is the hottest, most popular girl in high school. Jessica, her best friend April, and a couple of other hot girls Lulu and Keecia visit the mall to hang out and do some shopping. They enter a new age store, where they check out a pair of ancient earrings. Unbeknownst to Jessica, these are magical ones set in ancient Abyssinia. A princess known as Princess Nawa is disgusted by the groom of her arranged marriage and switches bodies with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings. Since the earrings are not for sale, Jessica steals them. But the next morning she gets a big dose of reality when she wakes up in the body of a 30-something lowlife male, Clive, a career criminal. Clive finds himself in Jessica's body. Now it's up to Jessica (in Clive's body) to find a way to get her body back, while Clive (in Jessica's body) takes advantage of his new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica!
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Buena Vista Distribution Compa
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
29
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
PG-13
Year:
2002
104 min
Website
763 Views


[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Whoa.

This is kind of cool.

[ Foreign accent ]|Can I help you ladies?

Oh, yeah. What is this?

Oh, yeah, I like that, too.

It's actually a Senegalese lute|carved from deerwood,

used for fertility rituals|and...

- Sure. Yeah.|- Cool.

Oh, and you can put|your weed in there.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh.

Check this out.

Oh, yeah. That's beautiful.

It's actually a model|of the prison on Robben Island

where Nelson Mandela|was held 27 years.

- Oh.|- Oh.

And before the collapse|of apartheid, of course.

Yeah, he came out|pretty hate-free, though,

you know, ready to heal...

went on to become|the president of South Africa

after that... after they freed|him, of course, sure.

- Wow.|- Yeah.

A lot of people|don't realize this,

but you can put|your weed in there.

- Oh. [ Chuckles ]|- [ Chuckles ]

This is great. Sure.

Well, if you have|any more questions,

I'll be in the back|sleeping, so...

Great.

Okay. Thanks.

Oh, actually,|this is the back. Sorry.

- Oh.|- Oh.

This stuff makes me feel so|proud to be African-American.

Ling-Ling!

You walk right by Crazy Nail,|no say "hi" me.

Hi, Mom.

Bye, girls!

Fake pearls!

[ Girls giggling ]

[ Up-tempo drum music plays ]

[ Music swells ]

[ Wind whistling,|chimes tinkling ]

[ Foreign accent ]|Stop banging those drums!

I'm sorry.

I didn't even know|you could hear that.

Oh, my God.|Look at those earrings.

I'd be the envy|of every girl at prom.

[ Gasps ]

Not like that was|in jeopardy or anything.

[ Girls laugh ]

Um, excuse me.|How much are these?

Not for sale.|That's a genuine artifact.

Oh.

No!

No!

Okay, I'm all set.

Is that all you got... $ 18?!

It's a gas station.

Everybody pays with|credit cards nowadays.

Help yourself to some nachos.

[ All giggling ]

[ Bell dings ]

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Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). He is one of only two players to win five Super Bowls (the other being defensive player Charles Haley) and the only player to win them all playing for one team. After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late draft selection, Brady is considered to be the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft. In Brady's 16 seasons as a starter, he has quarterbacked the Patriots to eight Super Bowl appearances, the most for any player in history. Brady has been honored with four Super Bowl MVP awards (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI), the most ever by a single player, has won three league MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017), has been selected to 13 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (15) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2017 regular season, Brady is fourth all-time in total career passing yards, tied for third (with Drew Brees) in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 27–10, winning more playoff games than any other quarterback, and he has appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback in the NFL. His combined regular-season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Brady also holds the record of being the oldest player to win the Super Bowl MVP at 39 years of age, and the oldest player to win the regular season MVP at the age of 40. Because of his numerous accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks of all time.For his alleged involvement in the highly publicized Deflategate football tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 NFL season. Subsequently, Brady went on to win Super Bowl LI and was awarded Super Bowl MVP that season. more…

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