The Heat Page #2

what was actually going on here?

We were just...

She looked kind of sad, so I thought I'd

help her out and give her a ride home.

That's nice, like a good Samaritan.

Yeah.

Are you depressed? Was he

giving you a ride home?

Yeah, I was cheering you up.

Yeah, good for you.

You know who else is pretty sad?

Frank over here.

Right, Frank? You get sad 'cause

you sh*t and piss yourself?

You having a sad day, Frank?

Hey, maybe you can put him

in the back of your car.

You want to sh*t and piss

all over this guy's car?

Let's open up the...

Frank, you wanna sh*t your pants and get in the...

Oh, Good, it's open.

I can put Frank in there.

He can sh*t and piss

himself until he's happy.

I got some towels...

Does that sound good?

Why don't you let me

see your I.D.?

Oh, come on, please?

Let me take the whole thing.

I don't...

It's good, I got it.

Oh, good.

I got nervous that

maybe you didn't have

a wife and a whole

bunch of kids, but...

...luckily you do.

What's your wife's name?

Bella.

Oh, Bella. Good.

Hey, can I borrow your phone for a minute?

My battery's out.

Why do you want

to borrow my phone?

Because I asked

you for your phone.

Give me your f***ing phone.

Shut your mouth.

Can you give me one chance here?

Yeah, I'll give you one chance.

Yeah, who's this? Is this Bella?

No, no, no!

Don't do that. Don't do that.

This is Officer Mullins.

I'm here with your husband.

God! What are you, Spock?

No, he's not been in an

accident, unfortunately.

I do have him here

with a known prostitute.

She's lying!

Bella, she's lying!

Oh, that's not

the first time, huh?

Yeah, that's him. He's crying because

I'm breaking his f***ing hand.

Oh, she said do it harder.

Ow! All right, Bella.

That's for Bella.

You got to go with

your instincts, Bella.

You're welcome.

She's probably gonna

burn your sh*t today.

You don't understand.

She just had a baby.

There's a lot going on down there.

I'm not gonna touch that!

Why don't you take

your seatbelt off?

Come on, please.

You seem reasonable.

Take your f***ing belt off.

You look like you

got some compassion.

I love the sound

of a guy that...

...after his wife gives him

his fifth f***ing child,

complains about

her messy vagina.

And then you don't want

to f***ing touch her?

I can unlock the door!

Get out of the f***ing car!

Get out of the f***ing car!

Are you kidding me?

Get up against the car.

What is your problem?

You want to do that?

It's hot! The car is hot!

Good! I hope it burns

your f***ing dick off.

Hey, it's Rojas!

My favorite a**hole.

Look what I found.

Did I take some of your business away?

That's a shame.

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