The Heartbreak Kid Page #2

It's goddamn wonderful!

All right?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I said I'm sorry.

- I don't know what's wrong with you.

- Nothing!

You've been acting this way

the whole trip.

I haven't!

I've been a little irritable in Georgia.

I was fine in Virginia and Delaware.

I just wanted to know

how it felt to you.

It felt really terrific. It's just...

I don't understand why I have

to announce it all the time.

You don't have to announce it

all the time. Just tell me.

I have to be reassured.

What's wrong with that?

It's difficult to give out bulletins

in the heat of passion.

You hardly said a word

to me all night.

I'm always quiet at night.

You were never quiet

before we were married.

We never made love

before we were married!

We fooled around a little,

but this is all new.

It's all new to me too.

You're gonna have to give me

about 40 or 50 years.

Why do you keep saying 40 or 50 years?

We're on our honeymoon.

I mean, we're not even out

of Georgia yet.

Look at Mr. grouch!

"Mommy, mommy, help me.

I married a grouch."

You all right?

Mm-hmm.

# I'd #

# like to teach #

# like to buy-- #

# the world to sing

in perfect harmony #

# I'd like to buy the world

a coke #

# and keep it company #

Hi, Miami beach.

Miami beach, hello!

Here we come, Miami beach!

Paging Max Doogan.

Come to the front desk, please.

Thank you very much.

Have a nice day.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much.

# Someone's in the kitchen

with Dinah #

# someone's in the kitchen

I know #

# someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

strummin' on the old banjo #

We go down now, we can get

a whole afternoon of sun in.

Wait just two seconds.

Just two seconds.

Just two seconds.

Give me, give me two seconds.

Listen, I'll meet you down there, okay?

- I'll meet you down in about ten minutes, okay?

- Okay.

That's my spot.

What? Excuse me?

I said, you're lying in my spot.

This is your spot?

- Everybody knows that.

- I didn't know--

I just got here.

I didn't, uh-- I'll move.

I just got here.

Never mind.

Just don't do it again.

Lenny?

Lenny!

Len?

Lenny, come on!

- Come on!

- Be right up.

What are you looking at?

No, no.

The sun's hot, honey.

I just wanna get a little tan.

You've already been out an hour.

That's a lot the first day.

I know when I've had enough.

Ooh, it's hot! It's hot.

You feel like a dip?

You know I can't swim.

You can't swim?

I didn't know that.

You did too.

How would I know that?

I've never been to the beach with you.

Well...

I guess that's another thing

you just found out about me.

Hey!

Oh! I'm so sorry.

Did I get you wet?

- No, that's okay.

- I'm really sorry.

- That's okay.

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