The Haunting of Whaley House Page #2

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No. Who?

Did--did you ever wonder

why you ended up

working here,

despite the fact

that you don't

believe in ghosts?

Eh, ghosts had nothing

to do with it, okay?

I just lucked into it.

I needed a job

to help pay my way

through med school,

and this is

where I ended up.

Hmm. Maybe it was

meant to be.

What was meant to be?

Oh, nothing. Just my--

my mind wandering.

Anyway, look,

you go on home now,

and I'll see you

tomorrow morning, okay?

[music playing]

Right. So that's

what I think is

the most crucial element.

My god.

I agree.

I mean, have you

actually seen

the nipples

on an indian woman?

Are we really

talking about this

right now?

Okay, honey,

please, please.

The men are trying

to talk, so...

I think the width

and the girth

of the areola

are just as important

as the size

of the breast,

you know, adds majesty

to the bosom.

Definitely.

A fantastic set of nipples

can literally

define a woman.

Guys, will you

please shut up?

I think it goes back

to when we were babies.

Okay, I think

I know where we're

going with this,

so let's just, uh,

stop talking

about it.

Baby, I'm a scientist.

Please.

See, the thing is--

is we want to marry

our mothers.

What?!

And we

seek out nipples

that are similar

to the ones

that we suckled.

Ah, lord.

Penny's nips,

just like my mother's.

What?!

Shut up!

Ouch. Ouch.

You need me

to do that to you?

No, I'm--I'm good.

Okay. There you go.

Guys, can we change

the subject now?

Yes. Let's.

How was everyone's day?

Some tourist

freaked out

at the house today.

No sh*t?

Yeah. It was weird.

Freaked out how?

Started going

into seizures

and foaming

at the mouth.

You're joking.

No. And apparently

it happens

all the time.

My boss blames it

on the house,

like it's poison

or something.

I don't know

how you can work

at that place.

It's not that bad.

Not that bad?

It's haunted

as f***.

Well, if I ever

see anything,

I'll let you know,

Craig.

Yeah, but ghost sh*t,

it can't be real.

It just doesn't

make sense.

Well, just 'cause

we don't understand it,

I mean, it doesn't mean

it isn't real.

Right. I mean, it took 'em

a hell of a long time

to figure out gravity, right?

Actually,

I don't think

that's the case.

Okay, I mean,

millions of people

have experienced

the paranormal, okay?

Yet one witness

is enough to send someone

to death row.

I'd rather be

talking about nipples.

Look, ghosts are real,

and the Whaley house

is really haunted.

Why?

Because TV says so?

Are you saying

the TV lies to me?

Oh, no, no, no,

honey balls.

TV is your master.

Right.

All I'm saying

is that weird stuff

happens there,

but I just can't

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