The Harry Hill Movie

Synopsis: Under the mistaken impression that his pet hamster, Abu, is ill Harry Hill and his Nan (Julie Walters) take him to the vet, who wrongly gives them the tragic news that Abu has one week to live. Harry, who thinks he speaks fluent hamster (but, in fact, misunderstands every squeak that comes out of his little pal's mouth), incorrectly thinks Abu's dying wish is a trip to Blackpool. With Nan making three, the trio embark on a road trip to the seaside town. Unbeknownst to them, the Vet is actually the dirty rotten henchman of Harry's evil twin brother Otto (Matt Lucas), who was raised separately by Alsatians. Addicted to Hula-Hoops and fueled by revenge, Otto's nefarious plot is to kidnap Abu and make him the centerpiece of the plastinated hamster world he's creating in his evil lair. Can Harry and Nan stop Otto before it's too late?
Director(s): Steve Bendelack
Production: Entertainment Film Distributors
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

when we were nippers.

Why don't you understand

me? Rihanna.

How can you be sure?

You don't speak hamster.

No but I speak a little gerbil

and it's practically the same,

- What?

- Just a bit more...

That's guinea-pig!

Rihanna, if you're watching,

I've got one week - call me.

See how excited he is.

- We're all going to...

- Rihanna's house!

... Blackpool!

City of a thousand dreams


So much fun it's bursting at the seams


Fish and chips of world renown


It's your archetypal seaside town

- Buy sticks of rock...

- ...and candy-floss

Or take a stroll along the pier


City of a thousand dreams


Where you see behavioural extremes


See the roller coaster gleam


Listen to the children as they scream

Yo, give me five

Sea and sun, hot dog in a bun

Kiss me quick, drink on a stick

A paddle and a picnic

When it showers, spend an hour

Up the Blackpool Tower

Wave your deckchair in the air

Yo! Like you just don't care




I wonder who that could be?

Nan! How many times?

No strippagrams on a week night.

No Harry, I'm Father... Jesus...

and this is Sister Man... sfield.

Sister Mansfield.

I heard your Hamster was ill and I'm

here to read him the last rites.

I had no idea Abu was Catholic.

You'd better come in.

Where is the little...?

Tea? Coffee? Coke float?

Thank you, but as a priest we're

only allowed to drink holy water.

- Really?

- Yeah, pretty sure about that.

- Where's the hamster?

- In his bedroom.

- I'll show you up.

- No! No.

It's best if you stay

with Sister Mansfield.

- Things can get a bit...

- What?

The power of Christ compels you!

You'll never convert me.

In nomine patris

et filii et spiritus sancti.

- A bit like that.

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Harry Hill

Harry Hill (born Matthew Keith Hall; 1 October 1964) is an English comedian, author and television presenter. He has narrated You've Been Framed since 2004, and hosted Harry Hill's TV Burp for eleven years, from 2001 to 2012. A former physician, Hill began his career in comedy when he began hosting his radio show Harry Hill's Fruit Corner, but has worked on a number of projects, including his film The Harry Hill Movie, which was released in 2013. more…

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