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Synopsis: Under the mistaken impression that his pet hamster, Abu, is ill Harry Hill and his Nan (Julie Walters) take him to the vet, who wrongly gives them the tragic news that Abu has one week to live. Harry, who thinks he speaks fluent hamster (but, in fact, misunderstands every squeak that comes out of his little pal's mouth), incorrectly thinks Abu's dying wish is a trip to Blackpool. With Nan making three, the trio embark on a road trip to the seaside town. Unbeknownst to them, the Vet is actually the dirty rotten henchman of Harry's evil twin brother Otto (Matt Lucas), who was raised separately by Alsatians. Addicted to Hula-Hoops and fueled by revenge, Otto's nefarious plot is to kidnap Abu and make him the centerpiece of the plastinated hamster world he's creating in his evil lair. Can Harry and Nan stop Otto before it's too late?
Director(s): Steve Bendelack
Production: Entertainment Film Distributors
 
IMDB:
3.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
Year:
2013
88 min
645 Views


difficult to get out of our heads.

But there's a lesson in this.

When strange people

knock at your door,

always remember to request some photo

ID, and if you're not convinced,

phone the company they say they're

from, or alternatively the police.

Right, little buddy,

you'd better get some sleep.

- We've got a long day tomorrow.

- Agh!

Strap in, Abu, and get ready

for the best week of your life.

This is a hostage situation.

That's the spirit. Blackpool ho!

Your Google Maps is out of date.

No, no, this is Sepia Maps.

All the villains use it.

It lets you track your arch enemy

anywhere in the world.

It's got some nice

touches, actually.

Germany's still called Prussia.

There's dragons in the sea.

Right, you two!

I can't afford any more failures.

Literally. The rent on

this HQ is astronomical.

There's a service charge which includes

the gym which I don't even use.

Now, as my erstwhile

brother is on the move,

you follow that car,

and when his back is turned,

you steal that hamster

and bring him to me!

And if you fail...

Great. Steak for dinner.

I love steak.

No, not steak for dinner.

You end up like the steak.

Technically if you are gonna

feed raw meat to your dogs,

you should supplement their diet...

- Shut up.

- Just saying.

So, gentlemen, it looks like you're

going on a little road trip.

Dance with me.

Oh, please.

A church house, ginhouse

A schoolhouse, outhouse

On highway number 19

The people keep the city clean

They call it Nutbush

Oh, Nutbush

They call it Nutbush

city limits

25 was the speed limit

Motorcycle not allowed in it

You go to store on a Friday

You go to church on a Sunday

They call it Nutbush

Yeah, Nutbush

They call it Nutbush

city limits

I spy with my little eye

something beginning with...

- ...C.

- Car.

- No.

- Cruise control.

On a Rover 2200 SC?

Guess again, Nan.

- Creepy bald guy?

- Good try, Abu.

But the last Cafe Rouge

we passed was in Winchester.

- Eh?

- No one?

It was charming retirement home.

Your last three goes have been

care home, removal van and skip.

- You trying to tell me something?

- Well, it can't last forever, Nan.

I mean, what if I meet the right girl,

get married and need the space?

Oh, yeah. I've got a good feeling

about this trip.

Well, I'm glad someone has.

Brilliant camouflage, Kisko.

They'll never suspect a thing.

Nutbush city limits

What? Eh?

Guys, we're being followed

by a mobile cone.

- No, Abu, we're not there yet.

- Turn left, you muppet!

Sat nav's a bit aggressive.

I said take the next

left, you toilet!

All right.

Ah!

Whoa!

Oi, baldy, tell the old

girl to put her foot down

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Harry Hill

Harry Hill (born Matthew Keith Hall; 1 October 1964) is an English comedian, author and television presenter. He has narrated You've Been Framed since 2004, and hosted Harry Hill's TV Burp for eleven years, from 2001 to 2012. A former physician, Hill began his career in comedy when he began hosting his radio show Harry Hill's Fruit Corner, but has worked on a number of projects, including his film The Harry Hill Movie, which was released in 2013. more…

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