The Harry Hill Movie Page #3
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difficult to get out of our heads.
But there's a lesson in this.
When strange people
knock at your door,
always remember to request some photo
ID, and if you're not convinced,
phone the company they say they're
from, or alternatively the police.
Right, little buddy,
you'd better get some sleep.
- We've got a long day tomorrow.
- Agh!
Strap in, Abu, and get ready
for the best week of your life.
This is a hostage situation.
That's the spirit. Blackpool ho!
Your Google Maps is out of date.
No, no, this is Sepia Maps.
All the villains use it.
It lets you track your arch enemy
anywhere in the world.
It's got some nice
touches, actually.
Germany's still called Prussia.
There's dragons in the sea.
Right, you two!
I can't afford any more failures.
Literally. The rent on
this HQ is astronomical.
There's a service charge which includes
the gym which I don't even use.
Now, as my erstwhile
brother is on the move,
you follow that car,
and when his back is turned,
you steal that hamster
and bring him to me!
And if you fail...
Great. Steak for dinner.
I love steak.
No, not steak for dinner.
You end up like the steak.
Technically if you are gonna
feed raw meat to your dogs,
you should supplement their diet...
- Shut up.
- Just saying.
So, gentlemen, it looks like you're
going on a little road trip.
Dance with me.
Oh, please.
A church house, ginhouse
A schoolhouse, outhouse
The people keep the city clean
They call it Nutbush
Oh, Nutbush
They call it Nutbush
city limits
25 was the speed limit
Motorcycle not allowed in it
You go to store on a Friday
You go to church on a Sunday
They call it Nutbush
Yeah, Nutbush
They call it Nutbush
city limits
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with...
- ...C.
- Car.
- No.
- Cruise control.
On a Rover 2200 SC?
Guess again, Nan.
- Creepy bald guy?
- Good try, Abu.
But the last Cafe Rouge
we passed was in Winchester.
- Eh?
- No one?
It was charming retirement home.
Your last three goes have been
care home, removal van and skip.
- You trying to tell me something?
- Well, it can't last forever, Nan.
I mean, what if I meet the right girl,
get married and need the space?
Oh, yeah. I've got a good feeling
about this trip.
Well, I'm glad someone has.
Brilliant camouflage, Kisko.
They'll never suspect a thing.
Nutbush city limits
What? Eh?
Guys, we're being followed
by a mobile cone.
- No, Abu, we're not there yet.
- Turn left, you muppet!
Sat nav's a bit aggressive.
I said take the next
left, you toilet!
All right.
Ah!
Whoa!
Oi, baldy, tell the old
girl to put her foot down
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