The Harry Hill Movie Page #2
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- 2013
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when we were nippers.
Why don't you understand
me? Rihanna.
How can you be sure?
You don't speak hamster.
No but I speak a little gerbil
and it's practically the same,
- What?
- Just a bit more...
That's guinea-pig!
Rihanna, if you're watching,
I've got one week - call me.
See how excited he is.
- We're all going to...
- Rihanna's house!
... Blackpool!
City of a thousand dreams
Blackpool!
So much fun it's bursting at the seams
Blackpool!
Fish and chips of world renown
Blackpool!
It's your archetypal seaside town
- Buy sticks of rock...
- ...and candy-floss
Or take a stroll along the pier
Blackpool!
City of a thousand dreams
Blackpool!
Where you see behavioural extremes
Blackpool!
Blackpool!
Listen to the children as they scream
Yo, give me five
Sea and sun, hot dog in a bun
Kiss me quick, drink on a stick
A paddle and a picnic
When it showers, spend an hour
Up the Blackpool Tower
Wave your deckchair in the air
Yo! Like you just don't care
Blackpool!
Blackpool!
Blackpool!
Nan! How many times?
No strippagrams on a week night.
No Harry, I'm Father... Jesus...
and this is Sister Man... sfield.
Sister Mansfield.
I heard your Hamster was ill and I'm
here to read him the last rites.
I had no idea Abu was Catholic.
You'd better come in.
Where is the little...?
Tea? Coffee? Coke float?
Thank you, but as a priest we're
only allowed to drink holy water.
- Really?
- Yeah, pretty sure about that.
- Where's the hamster?
- In his bedroom.
- I'll show you up.
- No! No.
It's best if you stay
with Sister Mansfield.
- Things can get a bit...
- What?
The power of Christ compels you!
In nomine patris
- A bit like that.
- Right, well, I'll leave you to it.
Umbrella.
No. No means no, Rihanna.
- Gotcha.
- I'll tell the Pope about you!
Woo hoo!
Try doing this with a Kindle.
Nunning. I suppose that's
pretty much recession-proof.
Yes.
Ah!
That's magic!
It was Abu, on the shelf,
with a dagger.
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Ooh!
- Arriba, arriba!
Andale. Andale!
Yeah, guess what?
I'm not in the hat any more.
Coming up, inappropriate uses
of a crucifix. Number one...
Of course, Jesus
backwards
is Susej.
Sister Mansfield?
Can you come and assist me?
- Radiator.
- Whoa. It's Julie Mandrews.
Ah!
Don't look up, Abu!
Where's he gone?
Oh!
I've got my hand on
something furry.
What the...?
So this is what you
get up to, is it?
Right, get out.
You dirty...
Honestly, you people took a vow.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry-
It's that vet.
That's right, Abu. That image will be
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