The Harry Hill Movie

Synopsis: Under the mistaken impression that his pet hamster, Abu, is ill Harry Hill and his Nan (Julie Walters) take him to the vet, who wrongly gives them the tragic news that Abu has one week to live. Harry, who thinks he speaks fluent hamster (but, in fact, misunderstands every squeak that comes out of his little pal's mouth), incorrectly thinks Abu's dying wish is a trip to Blackpool. With Nan making three, the trio embark on a road trip to the seaside town. Unbeknownst to them, the Vet is actually the dirty rotten henchman of Harry's evil twin brother Otto (Matt Lucas), who was raised separately by Alsatians. Addicted to Hula-Hoops and fueled by revenge, Otto's nefarious plot is to kidnap Abu and make him the centerpiece of the plastinated hamster world he's creating in his evil lair. Can Harry and Nan stop Otto before it's too late?
Director(s): Steve Bendelack
Production: Entertainment Film Distributors
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

news, I'm afraid.

You see these

areas here... and here.

Yes. Like I say, 'not good'.

And the test results, well - ouch!

- Can he be...?

- Cured? No.

Poor Abu.

- How long's he got?

- Oh I don't know! A week tops.

Which is why I'd like to ask

the nurse to put him down.

There must be something we can do?

There's only one thing we can do.

The kindest thing.


Ah, Mary! Would you mind

doing the honours?



Never mind.

Thank you for the days

Those endless days

Those sacred days you gave me

I'm thinking of the days

I won't forget a single day

Believe me

Days I'll remember all my life

Days when you can't

see wrong from...

We'll take him home

and think about it!


We failed.

He's still got the hamster.

The boy, Kisko.

Did his disguise fail?

No, his disguise was impeccable.

Well, then, get me that hamster.

We'll try, but...

No buts! Get me that hamster!

Yes! It's an evil twin thing!

That's the Alsatian in me.

And once you're mine, Abu,

there's a spot with your name on it

in my very own Hamsterville.

Look at the little fella,

sleeping soundly.

Blissfully unaware

that he's going to die.

Die? I'm actually

feeling a lot better!

He's awake!

Maybe you should tell him?

Let's not. I don't want

to ruin his last week.

A week?! But I've just paid

a year's subscription to Netflix.

Abu, if I wanted to,

for no particular reason,

give you the best

week of your life,

just for fun.

Nothing sinister about it.

And you could do anything,

what would it be, old friend?

One thing.

Is there any chance you

could get me to meet Rihanna?

- She's gorgeous, that girl.

- Really?

Well, if you're sure.

He wants to go to the top

of the Blackpool Tower.

- No!

- I'm not surprised.

We had such happy holidays there

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Harry Hill

Harry Hill (born Matthew Keith Hall; 1 October 1964) is an English comedian, author and television presenter. He has narrated You've Been Framed since 2004, and hosted Harry Hill's TV Burp for eleven years, from 2001 to 2012. A former physician, Hill began his career in comedy when he began hosting his radio show Harry Hill's Fruit Corner, but has worked on a number of projects, including his film The Harry Hill Movie, which was released in 2013. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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