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Synopsis: Under the mistaken impression that his pet hamster, Abu, is ill Harry Hill and his Nan (Julie Walters) take him to the vet, who wrongly gives them the tragic news that Abu has one week to live. Harry, who thinks he speaks fluent hamster (but, in fact, misunderstands every squeak that comes out of his little pal's mouth), incorrectly thinks Abu's dying wish is a trip to Blackpool. With Nan making three, the trio embark on a road trip to the seaside town. Unbeknownst to them, the Vet is actually the dirty rotten henchman of Harry's evil twin brother Otto (Matt Lucas), who was raised separately by Alsatians. Addicted to Hula-Hoops and fueled by revenge, Otto's nefarious plot is to kidnap Abu and make him the centerpiece of the plastinated hamster world he's creating in his evil lair. Can Harry and Nan stop Otto before it's too late?
Director(s): Steve Bendelack
Production: Entertainment Film Distributors
 
IMDB:
3.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
Year:
2013
88 min
645 Views


when we were nippers.

Why don't you understand

me? Rihanna.

How can you be sure?

You don't speak hamster.

No but I speak a little gerbil

and it's practically the same,

- What?

- Just a bit more...

That's guinea-pig!

Rihanna, if you're watching,

I've got one week - call me.

See how excited he is.

- We're all going to...

- Rihanna's house!

... Blackpool!

City of a thousand dreams

Blackpool!

So much fun it's bursting at the seams

Blackpool!

Fish and chips of world renown

Blackpool!

It's your archetypal seaside town

- Buy sticks of rock...

- ...and candy-floss

Or take a stroll along the pier

Blackpool!

City of a thousand dreams

Blackpool!

Where you see behavioural extremes

Blackpool!

See the roller coaster gleam

Blackpool!

Listen to the children as they scream

Yo, give me five

Sea and sun, hot dog in a bun

Kiss me quick, drink on a stick

A paddle and a picnic

When it showers, spend an hour

Up the Blackpool Tower

Wave your deckchair in the air

Yo! Like you just don't care

Blackpool!

Blackpool!

Blackpool!

I wonder who that could be?

Nan! How many times?

No strippagrams on a week night.

No Harry, I'm Father... Jesus...

and this is Sister Man... sfield.

Sister Mansfield.

I heard your Hamster was ill and I'm

here to read him the last rites.

I had no idea Abu was Catholic.

You'd better come in.

Where is the little...?

Tea? Coffee? Coke float?

Thank you, but as a priest we're

only allowed to drink holy water.

- Really?

- Yeah, pretty sure about that.

- Where's the hamster?

- In his bedroom.

- I'll show you up.

- No! No.

It's best if you stay

with Sister Mansfield.

- Things can get a bit...

- What?

The power of Christ compels you!

You'll never convert me.

In nomine patris

et filii et spiritus sancti.

- A bit like that.

- Right, well, I'll leave you to it.

Umbrella.

No. No means no, Rihanna.

- Gotcha.

- I'll tell the Pope about you!

Woo hoo!

Try doing this with a Kindle.

Nunning. I suppose that's

pretty much recession-proof.

Yes.

Ah!

That's magic!

It was Abu, on the shelf,

with a dagger.

Ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

- Ooh!

- Arriba, arriba!

Andale. Andale!

Yeah, guess what?

I'm not in the hat any more.

Coming up, inappropriate uses

of a crucifix. Number one...

Of course, Jesus

backwards

is Susej.

Sister Mansfield?

Can you come and assist me?

- Radiator.

- Whoa. It's Julie Mandrews.

Ah!

Don't look up, Abu!

Where's he gone?

Oh!

I've got my hand on

something furry.

What the...?

So this is what you

get up to, is it?

Right, get out.

You dirty...

Honestly, you people took a vow.

Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry-

It's that vet.

He's trying to kidnap me.

That's right, Abu. That image will be

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Harry Hill

Harry Hill (born Matthew Keith Hall; 1 October 1964) is an English comedian, author and television presenter. He has narrated You've Been Framed since 2004, and hosted Harry Hill's TV Burp for eleven years, from 2001 to 2012. A former physician, Hill began his career in comedy when he began hosting his radio show Harry Hill's Fruit Corner, but has worked on a number of projects, including his film The Harry Hill Movie, which was released in 2013. more…

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