The Gumball Rally Page #2

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for everything anyway?

Because you're a schemer.

It's gonna be a lot different

from last year anyway, you know.

Yeah, I noticed.

- You brought a real ringer with you.

- A what?

Well, you know, your friend Franco.

What do you mean? What's he ever won?

Le Mans, Grand Prix de Monaco,

what does that mean?

He's coming along

because he's a real nice guy.

It's like trying to kill

a butterfly with a hammer.

Oh, stop, will you?

You make me feel ashamed of myself.

Oh, Smitty, don't worry.

Sam and I will do our best.

But isn't it funny, though,

sometimes in life when your best...

...just isn't quite good enough,

you know?

- You're still bitter?

- No. No, I'm not.

- Oh, yes, you are.

- No. I'm...

I'm gonna win, that's all.

Don't get overconfident.

Let's flip to see

who takes care of Roscoe.

Oh, yeah, right.

- Tails.

- Wrong.

- Oh, no. Why do I always get him?

- Take care of him the morning of the race.

Mr. McAllister, Mr. Donahue.

Here you are, sir.

Barney, I'm hungry.

- Sorry, sweetheart.

- Bull's-eye.

Hit the trunk, old buddy.

Lookie here. Extra uniforms.

All of them for along the way.

Look at this. Police decals.

All you gotta do is stick them on the doors.

Hey, give me a hand with the lights.

Give it a try.

Can you imagine?

Do you believe that?

You guys, listen to this.

Look, I been figuring...

...with 200 gallons of gas back here...

...we don't have to make

one damn stop, not one.

- Ever seen anything like this?

- No, nice.

Wait till you hear it run, man.

I got that computer information en route.

The weather and the traffic

and the road conditions.

What's the matter, Jose?

Nothing, Mr. Bannon. I'm okay.

Hey, don't let all this stuff get you down.

Hey, I'm fine. What do I care?

I mean, if I wanted to go, I could go.

I mean, it's a free country, right?

I mean, this whole race is unofficial,

so I'm as unofficial as you are.

See, if I wanted to go, I'd go.

If I had a car.

It's my girlfriend, you see.

She tells me yesterday,

"No more dates on the subway."

I tell you something.

In this country, you ain't nothing...

...if you got no wheels.

Oh, I don't know.

You been on the roads lately?

The age of the motorcar is over.

- Hey, is it okay if I take a few hours off?

- Sure.

Okay, kill it. Kill it.

Hurry up. I'm gonna have to redo

everything you've done.

Gee, Mike, what'd you think

this was, a vintage-car event?

Well, Smitty, some things

get meaner as they get older.

Well, it's real cute. Very fast.

Very uncomfortable.

That's good, though. It's macho.

That's good for you.

That old Smitty. You know,

we've been competing in everything:

Sports, school, girls.

Twenty years of competition

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