The Guilt Trip Page #2
- You gotta do it!
I don't want to go there.
I am telling you, you will be
the belle of the ball.
More like the belle
of the "bald."
I don't need it.
I'm very happy.
Got more frogs
since Thanksgiving, huh, Ma?
Yeah, you can't imagine
how many places sell frogs.
I hope you're drinking water, Andy.
Good. Good boy.
Because I'm up to six bottles
a day now. You know?
It's very good for your skin.
Good. That's why I'm doing it.
I'm so glad you do that, honey.
I'm refilling my water bottle.
'Cause it's silly to
pay big prices
for a case of bottles,
basically, you know,
when you can use this
over and over again.
So you're really gonna
drive cross-country
for these meetings?
Yeah. All the way
to Vegas, yeah.
You seeing anyone?
No. Not at the moment.
No? I thought you were seeing that girl
with the exotic name.
'Yes!
Bethany. What happened to her?
Yeah, that just didn't really
work out. You know...
So what about the one before her?
The Oriental.
That is not remotely
an acceptable term anymore, and...
I don't know,
it just didn't work out.
You'd think one of them
would have worked out by now, hmm?
What about you?
Are you seeing anyone at the moment?
Andy, please don't be disgusting.
You want me to go to one of Gayle's
miserable singles events?
That's what you want?
You want me whoring myself out?
Put on a thong?
Yeah.
I took out the old home movies and
I thought we would watch it together.
You know, I just...
I'm not adjusted yet.
I'm still jet lagged. I just...
- I understand. Yeah.
- Good night.
Good night, honey!
I bought some underwear for you
at the Gap.
Okay-
We can return it
tomorrow if it doesn't fit!
That's pretty gross.
- They know me there!
- Okay.
Can I turn this thing off?
We've been doing
this for two hours.
Just a few more
minutes, okay?
Look how cute he is.
Look, Ma, I'm sorry...
How long do you want
me to film this?
You are the best boy.
The most perfect boy in the world.
Do you know that?
Like Mommy tells
you every night,
if all the little boys
and I could only pick one,
I'd pick you every time.
I love you, Andy.
You're my perfect boy.
All right. This will be good for you.
A little adventure.
All right.
This is ridiculous.
Come on, Mom.
Just give it a shot. it could be fun.
Did you just ask if I hiked?
No! I don't hike. Sorry.
Try the skinny one in the corner.
She looks sporty.
Don't talk to me though,
because I'm thinking.
You couldn't even try, Ma?
meet a man like that.
Dad died when I was
eight years old.
You haven't been on one date
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