The Grey Matter Page #2

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small.

No.

I mean, it's not huge or anything, but I

like it.

It's... it's comfortable.

Wow.

You... smell so... yummy.

Just a little love bite.

I... have... some... wine.

Would you like some wine?

I'm...

Sure?

I'm going to get some wine.

Sure.

Yeah.

Found it.

That is impossible.

It's the truth.

Okay. I will tell you what, if I get a "dead leg"

or my foot falls asleep...

I do rub it until it wakes up.

Does that count?

No.

Look, I'll tell you what, you may be completely

under qualified, but I am willing to give

you a chance.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Just pretend I'm your dead foot.

Juicy.

Pink.

Deliciousness.

Do it.

Do it.

It's okay.

I told you I don't bite.

When we played our charade...

You did it.

You bastard.

You finally did it!

Damn!

Your hands are cold.

And don't you wish you did with those...

warm hands, what these cold dead hands did...

last night?

You're a changed man.

So?

Wait!

Let me grab a cup of coffee before you start,

and then I want every filthy detail.

Something I can really sink my teeth into.

Get out of here.

Simon.

I wanted to apologize for last night.

I must have made an absolute fool of myself.

I mean, I was really drunk.

No.

You don't have to apologize.

I had a great night.

I don't even remember what happened.

I must have fallen and hit my head or something?

I'm so embarrassed.

I..

I..

I hope I didn't scare you?

No.

No you didn't scare me.

Did we...???

Did we...?

Wow.

Um?

I thought so...

but now that you mention it

I don't really...

I can't remember.

I'm so embarrassed.

No.

I really did have an amazing time last night.

Prior to, you know, bashing my head in at

some point.

I just eh...

Oh...

God?

Are you o...kay?

Do you want me to...

I can get...

Excuse me.

I had the time of my life.

I'd love to make it up to you.

Have you for dinner sometime?

I'd love that.

Oh my God.

Simon, you are an ANIMAL!

Any man that draws blood, number one in my

book.

Yes!

See you later.

I'm...

Mitch.

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