The Great Muppet Caper Page #3
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- Year:
- 1981
- 97 min
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though the whole joint's gone to hell
- You guys live here?
- Yeah, but only between gigs.
So that means we've been here
this time five years.
Yeah, but, you know,
our agent, he says...
as soon as we get our new glossies.
What's wrong with the drummer?
He's upset about missing the Rembrandt
exhibit at the National Gallery.
Oh, there are bugs
And there are lice
Sure we have our little problems,
but you'll never beat the price
- You've got every kind of critter
- You've got every kind of pest
But we treat them all as equals
just like any other guest
Though you're cleaner
than the others
Still as far as we can tell
You'll fit right in
to Happiness Hotel
We'll fit right in
To Happiness Hotel
Say cheese!
You are all weirdos.
That's just fine right there.
Thank you.
Not bad!
Are you sure we can afford this?
Kermit, I'm getting hungry.
- Call room service.
- There's no phone.
That's okay.
There's no food either.
- Come on, Rizzo.
- All right.
Why don't we forget about food
and get a good night's sleep?
We have to get up early
to interview Lady Holiday.
I sure could use something from one
or more of the basic food groups.
We'll have breakfast in the morning.
Right now, let's just
be thankful we're here.
- This is nice.
- Can somebody turn out the light?
Thank you.
This is Lady Holiday.
Milan speaking?
Then put him on.
Yes, darling, I'm fine.
I had quite a scare.
Thank God, I wasn't hurt.
Of course,
my diamonds were valuable.
All my diamonds are valuable.
Darling, I want you to call
the United States and tell Vogue...
they can't have the photographs
of the spring line until after the show.
I'm not too happy
with some of the designs.
I still have to make some changes.
I'm looking at three of the gowns now,
and I can see horrendous mistakes.
Of course, Paris should be notified.
- Carla, that neckline is too high.
- I rather like the effect.
- Do you like looking like an ostrich?
- Of course not.
And Marla,
too many frills and fabillose.
I don't think we should strive
for the fantailed pigeon look.
And you, Darla.
That outfit's the pits.
Loose where it should be tight
and tight where it should be loose.
atrocious-looking clothes?
- I must be getting senile.
- Yes, Lady Holiday?
We have to make drastic changes
in the line before the show tomorrow.
All my girls are looking
like barnyard animals.
Good heavens, who are you?
My name is Miss Piggy...
and I would like to be
a high fashion model.
Doesn't surprise me.
It seems to be the way we're heading.
I have always dreamed
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