The Greasy Strangler Page #2
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into my abdomen.
Does it strike you as unusual?
Am I dead yet?
My name is Sidney.
(SCREAMING)
Ronnie?
Is that you, Big Ronnie?
I heard screaming.
All OK back there, Big Ronnie?
Yeah, sure. I was laughing.
Oh, laughing, were you?
Why, did your car get too greasy again?
No comment, but yeah, kind of did.
I like going through the car wash.
It's good to know
my car is getting a good clean.
It's fun.
Oh, and here's ten for the wash.
And I'm gonna go use your bathroom.
Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie.
Ronnie's back.
Let's go disco dancing
again soon, Big Ronnie.
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
We could disco dance. Why not?
We used to disco dance all the time.
I guess you got too busy lately.
Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing,
but my son's having problems.
What kind of problems, Big Ronnie?
Between you and me,
I think my son's
He should be on medication.
And did I tell you
he still craps the bed most nights?
Oh, boy.
Uh-oh.
No, you did not.
Yeah, and he craps on the carpet.
I've found it in the kitchen.
Hell, he even crapped
on top of the TV last week.
Anyway, thanks for the scrub.
OK, Big Ronnie.
Catch you again soon, I hope.
Bye-bye, Big Paul.
Bye-bye, Big Ronnie.
(LAUGHING)
Morning, Dad.
Go away.
Someone's a grouch today.
Oh, you don't care.
What does that mean?
Oh, now that you got a girlfriend,
you're probably gonna wanna move out.
Bullshit artist.
We haven't even had our first date.
Look, I know women.
She'll want you all to herself.
She looked greedy.
She looked nice to me.
You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness.
People do that, you know.
They get so lonely,
their heart stops and they die.
But you won't care.
You'll be too busy making love.
(SOBBING)
Cut it out, Dad.
Quit goofing off.
(BOTH LAUGH)
I'm not going anywhere, Dad.
You know how I am with the ladies.
But seriously, I have something
I need to tell you.
- Come here.
- Go for it, Dad.
- Are you ready?
- Yes. What is it?
(FARTS)
real greasy, Dad.
Bullshit artist.
Am not.
Bullshit.
You make this the greasiest feast
since that goose you cooked on Christmas.
Done and done, Dad.
And now, this very store here
is where Kool
from "Kool and the Gang" worked
before he exploded onto the disco scene.
Anyway, this is the end
of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour.
Thank you very much for coming
and, er, come again soon.
tonight, Mister?
How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot?
What about me? Who's gonna cook for me?
- I'm hungry.
- You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad.
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