The Grand Page #2
from the chip leader.
[chuckling]
Okay. Here, beat that.
[Phil Gordon]
Let's take a peek
at the river.
Terrible catch
for Daniel Negreanu.
Harold makes
the straight.
I was a 2-to-1 underdog,
and the pot paid me 11 to 1.
Not a bad
risk-return ratio.
[laughing awkwardly]
You play poorly.
[blender whirring]
Harold can't cook.
And he's very particular
about what he eats, you know?
Please tell me
this is not gravy.
Oh, you know
it's not gravy.
your favorite, honey.
It's so stupid
that you don't use
more efficient
cooking utensils.
I've lived with my mother
since I was born.
I live with her
because it is convenient
and because it is
difficult for me
to take care of myself.
I'll probably
be stuck with her
for the rest of my life.
Or the rest of her life
because she's
much older than me.
She will die first.
Ruth, if I were
a food critic,
I would give your
cooking five stars--
five stars that if each
collapsed into a black hole
and merged to form
in the universe.
If I won this tournament,
I would buy a real house
with secret rooms
and shifting
mirrored passageways
and a garden labyrinth,
to disorient Ruth
and make it more difficult
for her to find me.
The kitchen is such a mess.
We used to have a maid.
She lasted two weeks.
Harold couldn't
tolerate her.
[Harold]
I have pet peeves.
I hate stinks.
I hate breath stink,
I hate body stink,
I hate pee stink,
like from when you take
a lot of supplements
or vitamins,
which I take a lot of those,
Now, all this stuff
is brain food for him.
I don't know what
the f*** anything is,
but I do exactly
what he wants me to do.
to talk about is the Mentats
I like the Mentats because
they're the human computers.
The Mentat oath
is the following:
It is by will alone
I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of Sapho
the lips acquire stains,
It is by will alone
I set my mind in motion.
I say the Mentat oath
before I drink
my brain juice...
because it makes me
feel like a Mentat.
[giggling, yelling]
Hi, Lois.
[Lainie]
I'll play in
the Ladies' Tournament.
make it easy for me, fine.
You know, poker's been, like,
awesome because we've--
It's been very good.
It's been very good to us.
Yes, yeah.
I know it's--
It's hard, but it's--
It can be hard.
Yeah, it's something.
It's hard on the kids
and on Fred, I think.
I'm at home now
with the kids.
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