The Good Neighbor Page #4

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And what did you find when

you entered the house?

I heard a noise coming from

the living room...

So I approached.

That's when I saw the defendant

standing over a body...

Covered in blood.

Harold?

Harold!

I know you're in there!

Whoa, check this out.

Hey, dude! Dude, hey!

Wake up!

We got a visitor.

Here he comes.

I need for you to sign these.

I can see your car out here.

Hey, what the hell just

happened?

Crap, I don't think our video

card driver...

Likes our surveillance software.

We... we have to get this! All

right, you said this would work!

Yeah, I know, I'm not doing

this on purpose, it just...

Oh, there, it was just

interference.

I wonder if this is the infamous

ex-Mrs. Grainey?

Thought he would have poisoned

her, too.

Okay, fine, Harold!

You win... again!

What she leave there?

What the hell is wrong with him?

What do you think so far?

Uh, it doesn't really matter

what I think.

Objectivity, right?

Yeah, but you're the social

scientist here.

I mean, what are your

observations?

Uh, honestly?

Yeah, honestly.

I think scientifically...

It's interesting enough just

watching someone.

Uh, you know, observing someone

in their natural state...

Uninfluenced... there's

something fascinating about it.

Yeah, kind of.

But, uh... that's not what

we're doing here.

Remember that?

Damn it! Son of a b*tch!

Rocky... rocky!

Get out of here! Get out

of here, you half breed!

Shut up! Get him out of here!

Hey, come on, what's the problem

here, man?

What's the problem?

Well, the problem is your dog is

pissing and messing up...

My property. Let him piss on

your property, okay?

Come on! Easy, easy!

Maybe I should teach him

a lesson.

Keep that son of a b*tch

on a leash, okay?

'Cause the next time, if it

happens again...

I'm gonna cut him in four pieces

and send him home in this can.

Let's go, boy.

Let's go, boy.

Come on.

Mwah-hah-hah!

Harold?

Harold?

This screen door won't stay

closed. It keeps popping open.

The kitchen is a mess.

I have to get groceries.

Do you think you can

give me a hand?

You know, I really need your

help around here.

I mean, just... just once,

for me, just something!

Can you at least fix this door?

See you tonight, Grainey.

Ashley, you've never even

been camping.

Why would you... why... you just

bought that for no reason?

Quiet, I'm on the phone.

Why are you drawing d*cks

on everything?

It's my "faux de c*cks".

What?

No, no,

Sean's just filmin me right now.

It's so immature.

Reprimanding me.

On so many levels.

Because I've got c*cks

on my wall.

Well, no, they weren't...

I drew them on the wall.

Good evening, ladies and

gentlemen.

This is part two of a segment...

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