The Good Neighbor Page #3

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What the f***? Ethan!

F***ing a**hole!

I told you, you'd be surprised.

Turn that light back on.

All right, it was not

that funny.

Oh, it was that funny... Sean?

Nice.

Day six, first incident, we're

gonna call this one light's out.

Now as you can see, I've...

Wait.

Cat... oh, damn it.

Here, take this. I can change

to the ceiling cam.

No, no, no, this shot is better.

Uh, do not enter.

I told you not to point

that thing at me.

I just told you not

to enter, so...

Why are the lights so low?

Do you need something?

I'm on my way to work, there's

money on the counter for pizza.

And Sean, don't let him do

anything stupid...

And can you at least try

to hide the beer?

Yeah, noted.

Wait, can you shut the door,

please?

Okay, start from the top.

Wait for the f***ing cat

to move.

Come on, baby.

All right, you ready?

Oh, sh*t.

Grainey, you okay?

So now what?

Well, now we wait.

I don't want to drink any more

of that beer.

Why, you want a f***ing Zima

or something?

No, it just tastes like sh*t.

Okay, I'll be sure to get you

something frilly.

You can get a Cosmopolitan

or something.

Bottled diarhea or something.

Well, it's a man's beer...

So it makes sense that you

don't like it.

F***ing p*ssy.

Oh, it's so terrible, isn't it?

I just puked a little bit.

In your pants?

No, I'm good.

Dude, he's sleeping.

He's not sleeping. Look at him.

Do it!

Is he gonna move or...?

Where you going, Grainey?

Yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

What's going on?

Dude, turn the lights back on.

Yeah.

What the hell is this?

Evening, sir.

Evening.

I'm responding to your alarm

that went off a short while ago.

What alarm?

You're getting this, right?

Yeah, but we don't have any

audio in the foyer.

Jesus.

No, it hasn't worked

for 15 years.

Well, maybe it's just an

electrical disturbance.

We are required to respond.

You mind if I come in?

Um, yeah, yeah, I do.

Sorry?

I said, "yes, I do."

And the only disturbance

I've had tonight is you.

All right, I'm glad you're safe.

Thank you.

Have a good night.

Thanks for your concern.

Holy sh*t, did you just

see that?

What do you think he said

to him?

Please state your full name

and occupation for the jury.

Christopher Todd Palmer...

Officer in the Ashland police

department.

And how did you first come into

contact with the accused?

I was the first officer to

respond to the scene that night.

Officer Palmer, would you please

describe for the court...

Exactly what you saw when you

entered 614 covered bridge road?

After responding to the call,

I canvassed the house.

I entered through the open

front door with my weapon drawn.

I was the only officer there

at the time.

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