The Good Catholic Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 96 min
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What?
No.
Why is that... what no?
Look, you gotta... you gotta
find something of your own,
something selfish
and stupid and...
Human.
Otherwise you just might wind up
like Victor.
What's wrong with that?
He wears his collar to target.
I mean, he literally
puts on his collar
to buy honey nut cheerios
and toilet paper.
Now, that's weird.
That's weird.
Don't... don't be weird.
And don't bring that sh*t
in the Lane!
Oh, do not bring that sh*t
in the Lane!
Do not bring that sh*t
in the Lane.
Yeah! That's what I am
talking about. Okay.
Mm.
Welcome to Hoosier basketball.
All the best, father.
Am I late?
I'm sorry, are you lost or...
This is Saint Martin's, right?
Mark's.
I'm Jane.
No, it's Saint marks.
The church.
I'm still Jane.
The person.
Daniel. Father Daniel.
Nice to meet you, father Daniel.
Nice to meet you...
Jane.
We're very far apart.
Permission to approach
the priest?
Uh, well, you don't really need
to ask permission, but...
It's... okay.
So what's the verdict, father?
Verdict?
Is it too late?
For...
Confession.
Oh.
You guys are open late
on Fridays, now, right?
You were the... uh,
one from last week.
No.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I recognize your voice.
Distinctive, right?
I'm a singer. I sing.
No big deal.
I'm good, though.
But let's not make
Confession was supposed to end
at 2:
00 and...I can go.
No, it's just we're very...
Very big on rules around here.
It's cool. Really.
And so I think... I'll just
order some absolution
with my taco bell.
I meant... wait, I... I...
I can...
I mean, we can...
Thanks, father.
Daniel.
Can I call you Daniel?
Uh...
We'll figure it out in there.
So... maybe we should
start talking...
I can't do cremation, Daniel.
I just can't.
and it's like...
What the hell was I thinking?
Maybe we should start with who
What?
Now that we're back
to the standard funeral,
you know...
No way I'm letting
a creepy funeral-y guy
put me in some kind of
sad death smock.
And if my mom got involved...
My god.
She drives one of those
Mary Kay cars,
you know, those pink atrocities they only
give their most celebrated salespeople?
She'd have me wearing
and she'd splash so much paint
on my face
that I'd look like
a transvestite,
prostitute version
of blanche Dubois...
Why are you here?
What?
I'm sorry, but last week,
tonight, why?
What do you mean? Is this really
about funeral arrangements?
You don't believe I'm dying?
Wha... that's not what I...
I mean...
Are you?
This was a stupid idea.
Jane...
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