The Goob Page #2

Synopsis: Young Goob, 16 years old, returns home to his mother where he grew up in the countryside, between a small restaurant and a field of pumpkins. His mother's new companion and Goob don't get along. This summer Goob will mature in many ways, dealing with a girl in the stock-car circuit, a gay cousin who dances, and problems with a seasonal woman fieldworker.
Genre: Drama, Romance
Director(s): Guy Myhill
Production: BBC Films
  3 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Rotten Tomatoes:
92%
Year:
2014
84 min
111 Views


Goob. What are you doing here?

Hmm?

Hello, Mary.

I just saw your ex at the meet.

Nearly got his f***ing head kicked in.

Go to bed, Goob.

Goob?

Night.

Good night.

Yep, you got it, boy. That's it.

Yeah, drop it, drop it.

This is all about

protecting our assets, boy.

That's it.

Right.

You'll be sleeping light, boy.

Watching. Listening.

Now, if you see anything strange

or hear anything strange, you call me.

You listening, Goob?

F***'s sake.

Why's he all wet?

The boy passed out. I tried to wake him.

We need to get someone in.

We don't have enough cash, Janet

If those boys hadn't f***ed my car,

none of this would be happening.

I've got two boys laid up.

Can't you just give me

an ounce of understanding here?

Just let me find someone.

Alright, Janet.

Just make sure they're cheap, please.

- You one of Harrison's boys?

- Yeah, that's me.

- What's your name, then?

- Elliott.

Porsche?

Yeah, Porsche.

It's a nice colour.

Take that.

Take them.

You've gotta go with it, Gene.

I'm all you've got.

- You like c*nt, Elliott?

- Yeah.

I got a feeling you don't, boy.

You see this patch?

I call this C*nt Walk.

Because in a day or so it's gonna be

crammed full of hot, sweaty p*ssy.

Just the way me and Goober like it.

Ain't that right, Goob?

Go!

F*** me, that's loud, Gene.

There's someone I want you to meet.

F***ing hell!

It's not actually that cold.

- It's alright, innit?

- Well, it's not f***ing warm.

Come on, then.

Geronimo!

Oh, a show-off, yeah?

There you are. Get your hair.

- What you up to later?

- Chillin'. Sure we'll find something.

- Ma

- What?

Boys, you're gonna have to give me

a bit of space here.

- Here, take that.

- What's that?

What do you think it is? Womack calmer.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Name?

Look at that cock.

What the f***? Pervert!

Rosa!

F***ing hell, girl.

See this patch, Goob?

In a few days it's gonna be teeming

with hot, sweaty p*ssy.

Just how we like it, ain't it, Goob?

Are you still thinking about that girl?

You know you've gotta go and find her.

Aye aye!

C*nt Walk!

Do you like c*nt, ladies and gentlemen?

Do you like c*nt, do you?

F***ing C*nt Walk.

- So you think I'm funny, do you?

- It was just a joke.

- A f***ing joke!

- It was a joke. Gene, it was a joke.

- I'm sorry.

- Boo!

Get the f*** off me! I'm sorry.

Get off! I'm sorry!

Don't f***ing answer that.

Take my Janet's dress off.

Fold it up and put it on the ground.

Take off your trainers.

Take off your underpants.

Mate, I'm at the bus stop.

Can you bring my bag?

Look, I'm sorry.

I know.

This'll help.

F*** me.

My shoulders are killing me.

Just need a bit of a squeeze.

Well, go on, then.

F***ing hell, Goob,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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