The Golden Boys Page #2
You see, Chatham's not big enough
to have its own newspaper.
Come on, boy.
So...
...the Almighty gave us Melissy, I guess...
...as a sort of a substitute.
You play pool, Mr. Hazeltine?
Sure. Sometimes.
Yeah. Come on, Daniel.
Good boy.
John.
This is Mr. Hazeltine.
He's the new man at the cable station.
Mr. Hazeltine, this is
my friend John Bartlett.
- Captain John Bartlett.
- Nice to meet you, sir.
So I brought those barrels up for you.
Thanks, Zeb.
I'll probably be up sometime tomorrow.
I want to talk to you about that...
...billiard room business.
God Almighty's got his eye on that place...
...and on them that's running it.
Well, then, it's in good hands...
...and we won't have to worry, do we?
Boy, am I glad to see you.
First of all...
...how do you spell "conscientious"?
I don't.
What would you want to spell it for?
We've writ about 400
of these advertisements...
...and ain't one of them fit to feed a pig.
Perez has got such fancy notions...
...that only a circus bill
would make him feel happy.
I don't see why we can't have
something plain and simple...
...like, "Woman needed to wash dishes...
...and clean house for three men. "
Why wouldn't that be all right?
That's really going to get you...
...an answer from a woman
in a hurry, isn't it?
"Woman to wash dishes for three men"?
You think that that's a bait
to get you a wife?
Come on! You got to do better than that.
You got to be... I don't know...
soft-soap them...
...a little more high-toned, sir.
You got to make them think
that you're a catch!
I am a great catch...
...like you're talking about.
Pass me that pen.
Wife wanted...
...by ex-seafaring man...
...of...
...steady habits.
Willing to work...
...and keep house...
...shipshape...
...and aboveboard.
No sea lawyers...
...need apply.
Address...
- "Skipper. "
- Good.
I liked that bit about sea lawyers.
It'll keep the loose-tongued
ones away.
Well, Jerry.
Now all you have to do
is pick yourself out a wife...
...and tell us what you want
for a wedding present.
A divorce.
Mighty sharp buggy, Web.
Good day to you, gentlemen.
Nice weather.
Good for picking
them cranberries, I hear.
Slick. Slick.
Now that he got
that rum-selling license...
...he'll be purring just like a cat.
I'm all right with cats...
...but there's something about a cat man.
- How do you do, Captain?
- Mrs. Small.
What a surprise to see you here.
I swear if you ain't been a stranger.
Ezekial, get up and give
Captain Hedge your chair.
No, no.
Don't go to all that trouble, Mrs. Small.
I'll just sit over there on the sofa
with Captain Bartlett.
- Hey, John.
- Hey, Zeb.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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