The Girl Next Door Page #3

Come on, b*tch.

-Damn. Should have kissed her.|-Are you okay? Dude?

All right, you all have|this graph, correct?

Good. Let's move along then.

Now, it's a very simple|equation here.

Somebody give me|the answer to this.

All right, if no one knows|the answer to this....

Looking at this calculation,|what does this make us think of?

Questions on this?

Good news, ladies and gentlemen.|Pop-quiz time.

That's Samnang Sok.|He's this complete genius.

So we raised all|this money for him...

...to come here and|study at our school.

-Who's "we"?|-Well, I mean, I did...

...but he could be|the next Einstein, you know.

You know,|he could cure cancer.

Let's go.

So, what do you wanna do?

What?

I'm not stripping again.

Come on.

Danielle!

Come on.|Where are you going?

Hey, come on,|let's get out of here.

How do you know|no one's home?

-I don't.|-Come on.

Seriously, this is nuts.

Oh, boxers.

I always wear boxers. You just|caught me on a weird day.

So, what's the craziest thing|you've done lately?

This is right up there.

Oh, my God.

-That's Mr. Salinger.|-Who?

That's my principal.|Seriously, let's go.

-It's not funny.|-It's a little funny.

Hey.

Just go with it.

Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable|watching this with you.

Dude, learn to like it.

I'm all wet. Can I come in?

Hey, guys. This is Danielle.

You must be Eli. And Klitz.|Right.

Hey, come on,|we're all going out.

-Can I use your bathroom first?|-Oh, it's over here to the left.

-Dude.|-I know.

Dude.

I know.

-Dude, what are we doing here?|-Yeah, I know.

Guys, seriously, it's gonna get...

...broken up, like,|any second now, right?

Guys?

-Get the f*** out of here!|-Sorry.

Go.

-So, what do you wanna do?|-Let's just chill.

Hi, guys.

-Is this your party?|-No, it's a friend of mine's.

-I'm Hunter.|-Danielle.

This is Matthew.

-Hey, Matt, what's up?|-What's up?

Can I get you something|to drink?

-Yeah.|-Hey, man, what's up?

-Can you come here for a second?|-Yeah.

No, it's cool. They're pals.

What's up?

Yeah, man, this party's|getting kind of full, bro.

-Yeah, so?|-So you're gonna have to take off.

-Really?|-Yeah.

Okay, but I'm with her.|I mean--

Oh, it's cool, dude.|She's taken care of.

There's the door.

Yo, man!

When's Samsung getting here?

-Samnang.|-Yeah!

I love him.

Dude, I'm gonna do that little|guy when he gets here.

Hard.

Cool, dude.|I'm sure he'll like that.

Sam Young!

Excuse me.

-Dude.|-I know.

-What?|-You're coming with me. Right now.

Everybody out. Let's move.

I said out, minions! Move! Move!|Faster, you little maggots.

-So how's everything going?|-Fine.

Is everything, you know,|okay at home?

All right, what?

Perhaps you should have a seat.

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