The Girl in the Photographs Page #2

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exactly what I'm going to do for them.

I'm gonna steal this nut's idea.

I'm gonna hire models pretending

to be dead people.

Actually not that much

of a stretch.

And you think the Bay people

are gonna go for that?

I told them not to hire me

in the first place...

but they insisted,

so this is what they get.

They get unidentifiable

dead models.

We'll use those kids from the last

shoot, Trip and what's her name?

What's her f***ing name,

this one?

Uh, Victoria.

Victoria, Trip and Victoria,

dead eyes on both of them.

And Rose here.

Oh, yeah? F*** me, huh?

Yeah.

Okay, only if you're lucky.

All right now, somebody please,

please, get me a f***ing cigarette...

before I kill somebody and take

their f***ing picture!

Well, here you go. Door-to-door service

and it's not even bright out yet.

That's gotta be worth something.

I told you last night that

I didn't need you to drive me...

and I told you again

an hour ago.

Yeah, well, maybe you don't want

your picture in the newspaper.

The story goes somewhere, but it's about

time that my face went f***ing national.

Hey, come on.

Look, I'm trying here.

And who's that?

Oh, nothing, it's just Jill.

Jill, wh...

Anyway, I gotta go. Thanks.

Maybe I'll see...

Yeah, well, that went great.

Nice job with the minivan,

by the way, that's nice.

Yeah, sorry, they didn't

have any Escalades left.

So, we're gonna be dead

in the pictures, right?

Well, I want to have my eyes

open. Can I have my eyes open?

Like, it would look so cool

if I was all like...

You know?

Okay, does my manager know about this?

Because I think it's disgusting.

I think it's brilliant.

It's a commentary on our

fascination with death.

How we let ourselves... we think about

death just as much as we think about sex.

Well, if that's what it is,

then it's awesome.

I'll tell you what it is, kids.

It's that every f***er in the country

thinks they're a photographer now, okay?

And everyone can share an image,

and it's awful.

It's awful, because it makes

everything just like watery piss.

Then you have this guy who creates an

image that you actually can't f*** with.

That you actually can't ignore, and when

that happens, I have to ask myself...

"Peter Hemmings, what is wrong

with this picture?

"Are you just going to sit there and let

this guy make you look like a dummy...

"or are you going to steal his idea and

make a bunch of money, and then get high?"

And I think we all know the

answer to that, don't we, Trip?

Oh, hells yeah, man!

If I catch any of you

Instagramming...

or whatever the f*** it's called

on this trip, you're all fired.

I couldn't be more serious.

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