The French Connection II Page #2

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New York is hazardous to your health.

At least, to my health.

But it is an amusing city.

- How did you do it, if it's not a secret?

- Oh, it was very simple, and very droll.

83 policemen wanted to talk to me,...

..and 52 of them chose

to talk to my money instead.

I love a city where you always

know where you stand.

Hey, Hank!

I'm really learnin' a lot up here.

You're really missin' it, buddy.

This one's named Godardi.

We arrest for drugs. One conviction.

I'm gonna take you right down there

in that alley. Right down there.

And we'll start on your throat, right here.

I'm gonna bust everything in it.

You like that, huh? Then your belly.

I'll start workin' on your belly.

I'm gonna hit you so f***in' hard,

it'll break your backbone.

- Je comprends pas.

- You compris that?

- Non.

- No, you don't understand, huh?

Then I'm gonna work on your arms.

I'm gonna set 'em over a kerb.

I'm gonna use 'em for a trampoline,

jump up and down on 'em.

And then your kneecaps. One, two. Kneecaps.

I'll make oatmeal

out of your f***in' kneecaps.

And when I get done with you,

you are gonna put me right in Charnier's lap.

- Je ne le connais pas.

- You connais pas?

Ah, food.

What'd you do - cremate the f***in' thing?

You cremated it. You burned...

You got the ketchup there.

Where's the mayo? The mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise. Mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo.

- Watch my mouth: mayo.

- Mayo.

Mayo, right. And relish. Relish.

- Relish.

- Relish.

Relish, right. Mayo and relish.

- Send Miletto up too, will you?

- Hein?

- Miletto!

- Yes, yes. Miletto.

That's good, huh?

Hey, Miletto! Come on, get up here!

I want ya to ask this f*** somethin'.

Ask him if he ever

picked his feet in Poughkeepsie.

- Is this comfortable for you?

- I didn't understand.

Ask him... You ever

pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

- I'm gonna take a walk.

- Doyle, the orders.

Stick your orders right here.

I'd like a... Four Roses,

straight up, and water on the side.

Quoi?

Four Roses, straight up,

and water on the side.

- Comprends pas.

- Aw, sh*t. Uh...

Bourbon.

Bourbon. Bourbon.

OK. Um...

Can you give me some help here?

Uh... Jack Daniels.

- Jack qui?

- Jackie, yeah. Jackie Daniels.

Jackie?

Let's see. Um...

Scotch. Right there.

- El Scotcho.

- Whisky?

- Avec glace?

- In a glass, yeah.

No, I don't want ice. I don't want it.

Uh, excuse me, miss. Excuse me, ladies.

Can I offer you a little drink?

- A drink. Would you like a drink?

Comprends pas.

- Mind if I sit down?

- What?

I don't understand. Just have a little drink.

OK.

How'd you like to kiss my Irish ass, huh?

- Guess that told 'em, huh?

Hey, fella?

How about another drink here?

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